I PUT ON MY ROBE AMD WIZARD HAT
Plate armor? With chainmail links that bad? You trying to get yourself killed?
We take Jerusalem!
Take her to a knightclub
Hey Google, how do I award a comment Lemmy gold?
BTC: Hfv5337hdd-64drtGTmib85CT
(This is a joke, that’s not a real Bitcoin wallet. DM me for the real one)
If it’s not a real address, why is it letting me send all of these bitcoins to it?
Marry her.
I sense one or two potential red flags.
“I’m glad you brought protection”
what i’m told
WD40
It greaves me to say it, but I’d pull her into a warm vambrace and try to tap that cuirass.
Take her on a crusade to concur the holy land, start a quest to find the Holy Grail, and show her how to slay the dragon.
I concur
You’ve got mail!
FE-mail. (Because Fe is the chemical symbol for iron.)
She could wear a trash bag if she’s this cute, I’m still going out with her.
Relevant username.
That would be awesome, but I would be severely underdressed.
I would be anyway.
Joust!
Her lance is bigger than yours, now what?
Laugh at everyone who mocked me for carrying a SAK around.
Except that’s the bottle opener…
Someone else who doesn’t know which one is the can opener. So?
