Jesus wept

I was hoping for a chest-burster alien maybe

Maybe I have no sense of humor about it. That ticket is a bitter memory still

I think your parents are trying to teach you

Inordinately proud that my homebrew solution for playing as a skeleton takes all this into account.

See in dark (cool) but brek EZ (bad)

Tim showing his face in '24 has big “please clap” energy

Didn’t Zelenskyy say they could rebuild their nukes in a couple of weeks if this happened?

He’s such a perfect send up of racists. He embodies their highest ideals and he’s still nothing more than a shabby pawn.

Now give us a chalant one

Oh hush, Labour is hardly that disappointing.

This is a good one. If you view it in grayscale you can tell the curves come from strings of houses with lighter shades.

If this man can survive and move on, we’re all gonna make it. What a rush

Not according to https://www.usinflationcalculator.com/ anyway.

Correct, horse battery staple

I thought the KKK endorsed Jill Stein lol.

I am delighted to vote green in local elections. They currently have no political machine, no elections ground game, no seats in the other branches of government… Say Stein somehow broke reality in six ways and got enough electoral college votes to win? Her and what cabinet? She’d still be at the mercy of the entire US government, who would bully her into status quo politics or worse, most likely.

Vote your conscience locally. You don’t walk up to a six hour old game of Monopoly with empty hands and big demands unless you’re trolling or trying to change the game, and Stein is no revolutionary.

Surprisingly accurate cumulative inflation numbers in this meme

I thought that was only when they fart… Or is that just another thing I shouldn’t have said out loud

We must be the good kind of awkward. My kid got an unreasonable amount of candy knocking on doors.

I don’t even live in the states anymore and I still vote. The rightward slide affects the whole world, can you imagine what will happen to Ukraine if Trump wins? And after Ukraine, it’s war in the Baltics. And then there’s Taiwan. And South Korea is probably about to be in trouble too, I’m sensing.

I have full clarity. When the devil is going to take you unless you play the game, you keep playing. He knows you know it’s rigged, but you keep playing until maybe you can pull a fast one. It’s the only hope.