This is my true fear.

Like…Trump makes W look good. He’s now got this public image of a slightly daffy uncle. Like 2000-2008 were just “Earnest goes to the Whitehouse”. As if he’s as dangerous and malicious as Mr. Bean.

By extrapolating from there…there’s gonna be someone that is gonna make Trump look good.

It spawned out of post-WWII American nationalism, and it is being ignored by people embracing pre-WWII German nationalism.

Nothing to see here, folks

What do you mean “it’s disrespectful to hang the flag behind my pavement princess’s over-the-cab exhaust and roll coal”?

Brother this is 'murica, it’s disrespectful not to.

/s, of course.

Somebody has to sleep with them or else they start shooting up shopping malls.

Don’t worry, kid. You’ve got two arms, and that’s above average.

Reminds me of an early Dr. Seuss book

The challenge: demand satisfaction. If they apologize, no need for further action.

Case in point.

I can’t ignore the old TV.

I’m honestly impressed there are still functional, floor-model rear-projection TVs.

It’s absurd how much power the executive has. The president shouldn’t matter that much. They are responsible for implementing laws that are written and passed by congress. That’s pretty much it. Maybe appoint a SCOTUS judge or two. And a bunch of lower court judges. Pending senate approval, of course.

Instead they are now nearly unilaterally in charge of the strongest military and largest economy the world has ever seen. Or at least they will, if Project 2025 or Agenda 47 is to be followed.

To be fair, a lot of people believe that choosing neither somehow would absolve them of any guilt should fascism win.

What kind of troll named the towns in Newfoundland?

There’s also a “Dildo” and a “Placentia” on the larger island.

Well, to start, you need an old psychologist, and a young psychologist.

And probably several psychology grad students.

And then you can have a scientific study.

^Al(l|abama) cops are bastards$

Demand a shrubbery.

It really should be.

Second kid, my wife was crying at target, and was like “why am I crying at target? I should get a pregnancy test while I’m here”. Two lines.

Crying at target can be used to detect a pregnancy as early as 5 days before your expected period.

Then…don’t upgrade?

I’m sorry I don’t see what the problem is here. This is a typical release schedule.

iOS has the same schedule (major release yearly). At least Google supports and patches for over 3 years. Apple is supporting 17 and 18 and that’s it. Android is still patching 12-15.

Mobile hardware is probably the fastest developing
corner of consumer electronics…between processors, screens, and battery technology. Of course software will have to change fast to keep up.

POWER QUEER. UNCOMFORTABLY GAY.

WHEN YOUR GOD MAKES YOU GAY YOU SASHAY AWAY.

All the botched Trump assassination attempts really remind me of the short story where the guy has to keep on going back in time to stop the other time travelers that are trying to kill Hitler because as bad as Hitler was, in this timeline, he was necessary.

Whoever originally posted this is probably pregnant.

Source: I have two kids.