The pink for girl and blue for boy was there too.

Is red the odd one out?

/s

When that happens y’all are gonna need video proof that you last fucked your couch less that a week ago every time you leave home.

I bet all of these were taken after they told them they are beautiful!

Let’s not fight, we can have both!

2012 (kinda continuation of 2008) is missing

Well, Muskler never looked this pleasant.

How do I even open a scroll on my lap-wax-top??

He clearly fits.
How dare you?!

PSU - purr supply unit

But don’t forget to do a bad crop.

And jpeg it to death.

I would demand an apology honestly.

If I don’t get the resume on a clay tablet I’ll just assume they don’t know shit.

Exactly.
Even if everything is in order, I def assume a lower digital literacy.

wiki/1966_Palomares_incident

All the successful people are on drugs! Do drugs!

/s (about the successful part, … bcs of the pic, not bcs it wouldn’t be kinda true overall irl too)

fucking-disk

Yeah, the poor thing won’t load even once before it gets nuked from orbit.

Oh, I’m interested in diffident small gossip - I would like to observe chicken politics, and bee politics.

All the disputes, daily fads, coups, 1:1 bonding rituals, etc.

You have a nickname for your pickle jar? How cute.

That’s is how an organised & responsible person stores their detachable penis.