Congratulations, you triggered a filter search…

Antigua and Barbuda
Bangladesh
Barbados
Bosnia and Herzegovina
Cabo Verde
Cambodia
Canada
Chad
Congo, Democratic Republic of the
Cote d’Ivoire
Denmark
Djibouti
Dominica
Dominican Republic
El Salvador
⋮

This happens so often I instinctively press ⌫, C, Z when I see this specific list.

What year?

Scrolling through 200 items is easier on a phone than a desktop without PgUp/PgDn.

Or (A)llemagne, (N)iemcy, (T)yskland, (S)aksa, (V)asija (you won’t encounter the last two unless you use a website in Finnish or Estonian, however the first three are used in numerous countries including Germany’s neighbors).
The lists are occasionally auto-translated, sometimes I see “🇹🇷 Truthahn”.

I imagine the Australian embassy in Vienna already has forms to handle the situation, and so does the Austrian one in Canberra.

…or 38.4 m more than you

It’s ambiguous. Either above-average male height (by Japanese standards) or 23 times that.

Google Deepl’s translation of the text in the first pic:

Cat with magical powers

Motif: “Nekozuka,” a tourist attraction in Omaezaki City

A member of the 1st Nyanya Police Force. He is currently stationed at the base because he wants to play with the radar dome.

• He is 176 cm tall, or 40 m. He is good at sports, but not good in water.

• He is a male.

The second pic:

Sign:

Do not touch

✔️ Line up to take a picture
❌ Delay
❌ Ambiguous items (e.g. model guns)
❌ Touch the staff

Speech bubble

Welcome to KEMOKET!
Welcome to Kemoket!

Text underneath

Self-Defense Recruitment

https://www.mod.go.jp/gsdf/jieikanbosyu/index.html

^{Air Self-Defense Force Omaezaki-chi Kouyatskree - “Omaneko”}

Let’s just anthropomorphize the animals then

If her only difference from Trump was willingness to prosecute Musk, she would be worth it.

Yes, the primaries have been rigged, and we need a multi-party system with proportional representation. Until then, there is not much you can do other than begrudgingly vote Democrat.

Who’s Jane? This is Fedora the Explainer.

It’s not about the money¹. He only cares about free speech² and preserving democracy³.

¹ It is but money is not the primary goal. It is ego, then freed- nope, money is second. Yes, he fucked up with the money but not his fault, right? It’s the bots, and once they get kicked¹⁻¹, the value skyrockets.
¹⁻¹ No promises!
² as long as it aligns with his political goals
³ rights to election interference, algorithm adjustmentss and selective moderation reserved

g-
ive

People “desperate for any job” are actually desperate for money and willing to work for it. They won’t take an unpaid position, what are you thinking?

I don’t think these positions will remain empty. Corporations will send a few lobbyists to check if the cost/power ratio is beneficial and if so, just flood the department.

Jesus Christ…

We’re trans-friendly here, you can come out

Edit: I interpreted the two pics as a two-panel progression

The dates are stamped in so I would trust it

Who’s that?

You can taste it right now just by licking it…

Make sure it’s not been freezing the night before.