I’m up to the bridge. Still a classic.

Didn’t forget the practice sessions which were an absolute shitshow. The race was entertaining yes, but the way they treated paying fans after they stayed till 2am was atrocious.

The survivors called it Pepe Day.

I’m amazed nobody 1) noticed the smell 2) didn’t realise someone had been using a tanning bed for that long.

Death has a very specific smell. It’s not one you forget quickly.

And came 3rd in a Charlie Chaplin lookalike competition!

Ah, the Hopoate

“He wasn’t a bastard or anything cos my imaginary friend in the sky flew down and did it himself!”

Obviously ‘did their research’ hahahhahahahh

Biden didn’t run either

An Arkansan once told me that Florida was America’s armpit.

Knowing the Catholic Church, this is a chicken or the egg moment.

Good point! Let me rephrase. 😁

You’ve dropped the ball, America. Don’t trip over it, faceplant and give yourself permanent brain damage.

The rest of the world is watching, America.

Don’t fuck this up.

CALL THE LOCKSMITH!!!

… You right mate? Smelling toast at all?

Preschool Memes need to die, you can say ‘dick’ on the internet for fuck’s sake!

While having someone scream random numbers at them as they count. Fuck em!

I hope OP didn’t skimp on the milk :)

Triumph! Haven’t seen that dog in ages!