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Do we need any more proof that the rapture is over and we missed it?
Shit, I missed it.
Shouldn’t have taken that nap.
I didn’t get raptured, too much thc and alcohol in your system makes you too heavy for the angels to carry I think.
If all the good folk are gone though I sure hope for less traffic on my road trip this weekend. Praise jeebus? 🤷♂️
May you be toughed by thy Noodley appendage! - FIFY
I think the rapture happened a decade ago and this is hell
Purgatory.
He’s got the wrong date.
To quote late musician Peter Steele:
April 2029, the final time The end my friends is not near, the hour in fact is quite here … It’s a Friday 13th of course you won’t live, to see noon. … Are you paranoid what’s on the asteroid has got your name tattooed on it? This stone’s called Apophis And it brings apocalypse.
I hope it’s during work hour. Would be shame to do whole days work just to get eaten by the rising dead.
God, I wish God would actually just end this cringe already.
Oh please yes!
Haha! Yeah right, this is like the ten thousandth time they’ve s
Good thing I tried pegging for the first time tonight then! Ticked that one off the bucket list just in time!
Congrats on the pegging, happy for you.
Hi guys, its the 19th here in Australia already and I can confirm that I have been Left Behind to suffer heck on earth for being a sinner and Im super over it already.
Nah mate, that’s just fuckin Thursdy.
Aw fuckin’ hell!
Fricking heck
ahhh cheer up mate, its friday tomorow, fuckin pissup day!
Mate, Im doing cashies for a bloke all long weekend, 6am starts, Im bloody spewing. Reckon he’ll sling me a block of piss though, so she’ll be right.
You sure everybody got raptured and you’re not just in Australia?
Party time!
Everyone is dead. Everyone except us.
Time to paint a new sign, methinks.
So I was justified when I left those dishes in the sink. Thank goodness. Thank you, Jesus.
Some archeologists get paid to dig up old kitchen tools from early human history. You’re just leaving stuff for the archeologists in 2424
The lord works in mysterious ways!
so nobody can know the date of the rapture, and if someone figures it out god’ll change it?
what if I make a website that just says “the rapture will be [current date +1]”
checkmate?
Still the 18th here. Anyone know where I can buy some inflatable sex dolls and helium at this hour?
Why helium?
So they float, of course.
This is an old internet joke.
To inflate the sex dolls… He prefers doing chicks when they’re high.
Maybe so the sex doll will go to heaven too
Oh I get it. He knows because he’s a depraved perv he isn’t getting raptured so he’s gonna fill it with helium, hold on as it rises, then enter heaven with a sex doll and fuck it silly in front of St Peter while cumming with a high pitched moan.
Good plan, actually.