That’s what happens if you take all your knowledge from memes. Good luck.

What if we are the only ones obsessed with alien and space travels? What if there are quite a few aliens, but they are busy eating fruit and sleeping in the sun.

Oh nooo they won’t get off that easy. They’ll have to pay a hefty fee of dozens of thousands of dollars

I think it got really bad the past few years. I think many people don’t even know that, but tinder used to be free. You got 5 free super swipes or something, unlimited swiping and so on. Now you can swipe a few times for free, and it is never ever the people who already liked you. It has a feature where you can limit your range and disable people from around the world. But half the women i see are from china or thailand. Women get flooded with likes and matches while as (an average?) guy, it’s like playing the lottery.

The problem that i see with that is that men generally don’t pick their “dream girl” they jest pick what they can get. Which is a weird dynamic for any sort of relationship. “Of all the likes, i picked you, because of your smile and we both like cycling.” “You were my only match in 3 month.”

Are gold carts allowed?

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Isn’t that the ps5? Or did the ps3 also didn’t have any games?

They let them negros drive now in my amurikkka?

I’m the other way around. I pretty much only wear shorts and i never even thought about what my legs might look like. I think it’s important to find shorts that fit.

Now that i think about it, i was pretty self conscious 10 or so years ago and only wore knee length shorts, or even longer. At some point i stopped caring and realised that 3/4 pants look way worse. Now i wear hot pants, i don’t give a shit.

I wear shorts 95% of the time. And every time when it’s super hot and i see someone in a skirt i think: wow this looks so comfortable

I mean she bought a teacup pig and when she realised it’s a scam and the tiny pig turned into i gigantic pig, she kept it as a pet. I kinda always found that sweet. But i also don’t know anything else about her

Yes, so 4 year olds can read mein kampf

Finally a friend

That’s not really news, but i’m always shocked how cheap they are.

I hate the car industry so much. Oh no you can’t put on a muffler on your car, it’s too loud.

Except obviously when you can afford a Lamborghini, because rich people can be as loud as they want.

Uh no that that rear spoiler looks dangerous, that’s not allowed.

But you can sell cars that just hop into 1st gear, that’s a honest mistake

Som… the american dream.

This is true for people who already are vegans. My sister tries to use less meat, and when she wants to cook something where she used chicken before, she buts the “vegan chicken” and so on. I love trying new and maybe weird stuff, but people with 40 year old habits are not gonne buy cube shaped mystery things that are sometimes more expensive than the meaty counterpart.

I tried a few and i honestly can’t tell them apart.

That’s crazy, i can’t comprehend. Americans told me that junk food is cheaper than actual food, so obviously i believe that.

I wouldn’t wanna call that food. I don’t feel bad for people who eat there.