I would recommend putting the pihole and any network management tools on dedicated hardware.

It’s not fun having a random update for Transmission take down your entire internet. Ask me how I know.

I guess it’s pretty American to add a bunch of sugar to something lol

But that ruins both the fun of discovery and the bliss of ignorance

I don’t see the path out of just surviving either.

Except maybe jumping out of the car.

Tuck and roll, brother

Round here we call cornichons “sweet gherkins” and they’re pretty good

Also: At one point you put black olives on your fingertips for the last time and you didn’t know it.

Sounds like a convenient excuse to explain why you have Grindr installed

I prefer to keep up with news by seeing a meme I don’t understand

Right, but eventually the cliff guys win and we go off the cliff anyway, and even if they never win we don’t ever get ice cream.

The solution seems we kick them out of the car.

Missed opportunity to call it KDE Media Center

Yes that’s their whole schtick: They’re short sighted idiots.

Fewer people in the world is the thing I want the most of all.

Astronomers have been telling us for a long time that humans can’t fathom the scale of the universe.

But somehow we can fathom numbers of the same orders of magnitude when we talk about earthly affairs.

If people can’t understand how far away Mars is, how can they understand human population numbers?

I’ve got two almost ready for college so I’m getting used to eating cat food and ramen.

Drunken noodles

I solve this by not liking anyone anywhere.

They got guns, don’t they?

Relevant Chats Song

This is how we domesticate coyotes

All those dead people in the laugh tracks are gonna make bank

Maybe the worm isn’t and feels as helpless and terrified as the rest of us