KingJalopy

Some people don’t have the words for stuff sometimes. Sorry I can’t smart enough.

No I know you know but I don’t know you know.

That’s cool, I’m no photographer but there’s something at play here skewing the perspective. Def not gonna argue if it is or isn’t tilt shift, I don’t fuckin know

Not arguing with the statement being made here but the tilt shift photography makes that picture much worse than it is in reality. Again, I completely disagree with these giant atrocities rolling down the road but still this photo is not accurate by any means.

True story. I have delivered to the ER no less than two people having a heart attack in an Uber while I worked driving Uber. Both of them literally said the same thing, that it was too expensive for an ambulance and it was much cheaper for an Uber. The second one we even pulled up next to an ambulance and the guy hollered out the window and the ambulance said we can’t do anything. You just need to follow us to the hospital.

The potatoes are not what they seem

Hungry enough to pay for food at a restaurant

You’re hired!

Toe fuck or get fucked.

No I’m isn’t

Wait, bloods and crisps are still a thing?

Not to go off on a tangent, but…

To scale though. You can tell because Oklahoma is the armpit along with Arizona…

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It’s time to cook, Jesse.

Wouldn’t it still take time to heat up? My sink takes 30 seconds to get hot.

Great until I buy all your water

He said spite, not spit

American people

I’m not computer worker person but I’m pretty sure most are just serving websites and podcasts and music and all the shit we actually love about the Internet. Websites like this, and Netflix, Amazon (horrible company but so glad I can buy shit on my phone that shows up in an hour or 2) even ones like Plex, pirate Bay types, or foss things. But also crypto and AI bullshit, and probably sex trafficking and illegal dangerous goods . Modern luxuries we enjoy come with bullshit attached. It’s all or nothing as far as I see.