Right?

Skadooba-deeba-dabba-nananananananananananananananana

If he laid an egg, I think he might have done more than just fart.

I mean…

Having to cover yourself in talcum powder every time you put on that rubber suit helps with that.

BATMAN CAUSED COVID!

Ah, yes you are correct.

Considering he retweeted Musk more than once, I don’t think suggesting that Musk had an effect on his thinking is as far-fetched as you seem to.

That’s why I was saying before Mangione was identified that it wouldn’t have shocked me if his wife put a hit out on him.

I didn’t have any sympathy for him until I found out he played basketball and the trombone.

This changes everything.

I am not at all worried about his kids. His kids are set for life.

I am worried about other kids- and adults- suffering due to a much less discerning and less accurate copycat vigilante. It hasn’t happened so far, but it is something that greatly concerns me.

If you mean jingle bells, no. The criminals would hear him coming a mile away if he did.

The Robins were all teenagers.

And aham and acheese.

(By the way, who is in charge if there are condiments?)

I’m guessing you are aware, but I’ll play along.

https://www.cbsnews.com/news/christmas-market-germany-car-dead-injured-magdeburg/

Gotta think ahead.

Arkham has the worst security. Why does he even send criminals there?

Edit: to be fair, in the new and excellent Batman: Caped Crusader, it’s much more realistic what happens with the villains.

Alfred has a lot of thankless jobs.

Notice that the bat-filled cave where Batman bases his operations is suspiciously guano-free.

If Batman were a realistic billionaire, he’d be in league with Lex Luthor.

It’s not, but the stuff that they talk about the super smart things Ukrainians are doing to retool their economy during the war is really amazing.