That’s Dork MAGA

No underwear is ok so long as you’re wearing a top hat.

Can’t I fuck off for 246 days and repent the day of? I mean, I just bought this bag of coke and another one of oxy. D:

Oh no, they were raptured mid-sentence! How nice of the angels to hit send before dragging them away.

Umm ackshually you mean ephebophiles ☝️ *libertarianism intensifies*

🌎🧑‍🚀🔫🧑‍🚀✨

Just extend an arm out, you won’t miss. It’s yuge.

Weird that the power of prayer needs physical reinforcements!

Womp womp, what a sad Trumpet.

He got the Republican party by the gonads trying to stay out of prison but he’s dragging them all down with him. And if he leaves the race, many MAGAts will be Very Upset™, maybe disband, and he’ll hopefully face sweet retribution. I’m starting to think the best thing he ever did for the American people was not die.

Found this gem

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Ohh, you’re the author?? I remember stumbling into these a while back. Those are neat! Great job.