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kingpepe8006@sh.itjust.works to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 12 hours ago

7 for me

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7 for me

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kingpepe8006@sh.itjust.works to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 12 hours ago
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    18 now that we have kids but 20 before we had kids.

  • Kanda@reddthat.com
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    20 and its the only correct way

  • Olgratin_Magmatoe@slrpnk.net
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    1 hour ago

    20

    If anything is touching me in even a slightly wrong way (which clothes usually do), I can’t sleep.

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      This, but if I jerk off before bed and don’t shower, I throw on a fresh pair of boxers and endure it to make sure my sheets aren’t all cum-streaked.

      • OsrsNeedsF2P@lemmy.ml
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        Ew wdf

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      58 minutes ago

      REALEST COMMENT HERE

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    1 but with long sleeves and long pajama pants, plus socks on and my hair wrapped up. I like being very covered up.

    What insane person willingly sleeps in a bra?

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    Roll 2 D6, divide by 4

  • Ledivin@lemmy.world
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    20 > 18 > 4 if I’m really tired and lazy

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    1 if its very cold, otherwise pick randomly between 4,5, 19 or 20

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    8- got sensitive nipples.

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    Which one of those is my cat waking me up at five AM every night to escort her to the food bowl?

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      I don’t mean to be the bearer if bad news but 5 am is past most people’s theshhold where late becomes early.

  • Uriel238 [all pronouns]@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    20 since I was like 9 or 10.

    Evidently it’s a German thing? Though I was never pressured to do so, it just seemed right.

    • HakunaHafada@lemm.ee
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      20 is where it’s at, for sure.

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    No option for no shirt…

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      The bottom row

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    2

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    1

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      1 gang. Anti sweat barrier

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    7 so long as those are just regular shorts. The pic kinda looks like Jean shorts and I’m no psychopath like that.

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    nap is 18 and bedtime is 20

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