No wonder Link gives zero fucks when his uncle dies.

I’m pan because I sleep with men, women, genderfluids, non-binaries, and garlic bread.

The only thing I never measure are spices/seasonings.

Link didn’t even own the house. It was his uncle’s.

God I hate cigarettes.

lights up a cigarette

If you’re bothered by calling machines cogsucker or clanker, you might be a cogsucker yourself.

Not a day goes by where there isn’t some douche with their hazards on parked in the firelane out in front of my apartment’s front office.

Silent

powered by sound

So not silent? 🤔

My thing is that I want to have the story be unique to my play through and not necessarily just following the same events, with the same dialogue every time I play. If genAI was better at staying consistent, a procedurally generated story could be kick ass.

Like my favorite game of all time is Dwarf Fortress, which has procedural story telling in the form of complex madlibs. It would be pretty awesome to have that be more natural and not a straight up madlib.

Unfortunately, genAI isn’t even good enough to do that. It will forget shit it said less than a minute ago and doesn’t remain consistent to actually tell a coherent story.

Literal dragon lady.

You didn’t even own the JPG; you owned a receipt for the JPG.

Watching shit on TV instead of through a browser with an adblocker.

I womder how many players are there on average. The version in MGSV is pretty much dead. I remember playing 2’s back on PS2 but it had horrible net code… Just like most of the online games for the system at the time. But I still have my PS2 and a copy of the game so I can try it out.

Literally toxic waste. No biohazard endorsement. But I also wouldn’t drive my ex on principle.

Pope of the Machine God.

I drive. I used to drive a school bus, too. Basically can drive anything on wheels so long as it’s not hauling toxic waste.

Centrists: “Why can’t we have puppies with diarrhea forever?”

Lick them before wearing to ensure you get the complete Wet Willy experience.

Go to a drive-in and experience both! 😁