3 issues
- Not standing
- There are 5 of them
- Which Jesus?
#3 is clear. When Jesus enters the room, you get the fuck up.
That was a very unexpected and wild ride through Wikipedia.
When Jesus enters the room, you get the fuck up.
The same holds true for Martin Sheen:
When the president stands, nobody sits
This reminds me of a joke:
Why didn’t Jesus play basketball? Because soccer is a much more popular sport in Mexico.
Not only does Jesus play basketball, he’s a super dick about it:
Maybe the fifth one is Jesus?
Plot twist: the guy in the middle is jesus.
Standing optional.
I think that’s somewhere in Luke.
The guy in the middle can’t tie his tie correctly. You don’t leave it hanging on the side like that. I don’t trust guys like that.
They say that they will stand for Jesus, not that they’re currently standing for Jesus.
It’s always what they will do tomorrow and never what can be done today, amiright?
Is this a proto-Piper Perri meme?
Two grinners, three sinners. Nothing odd there at all
