Flying Squid@lemmy.worldM to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2 months agoOkay, two issues here...lemmy.worldimagemessage-square16fedilinkarrow-up1150
arrow-up1150imageOkay, two issues here...lemmy.worldFlying Squid@lemmy.worldM to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2 months agomessage-square16fedilink
minus-squarebrlemworld@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up31·2 months ago3 issues Not standing There are 5 of them Which Jesus?
minus-squareFlying Squid@lemmy.worldOPMlinkfedilinkarrow-up16·2 months ago#3 is clear. When Jesus enters the room, you get the fuck up.
minus-squareTotallyNotSpez@startrek.websitelinkfedilinkarrow-up9·2 months agoThat was a very unexpected and wild ride through Wikipedia.
minus-squareaeronmelon@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up5·2 months ago When Jesus enters the room, you get the fuck up. The same holds true for Martin Sheen: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VKhTFDBj-rw
minus-squareJusticeForPorygon@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up3·2 months agoWhen the president stands, nobody sits
minus-squareproblematicPanther@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up3·2 months agoThis reminds me of a joke: Why didn’t Jesus play basketball? Because soccer is a much more popular sport in Mexico.
minus-squareFlying Squid@lemmy.worldOPMlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·2 months agoNot only does Jesus play basketball, he’s a super dick about it:
minus-squareParadachshund@lemmy.todaylinkfedilinkarrow-up2·2 months agoPlot twist: the guy in the middle is jesus.
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#3 is clear. When Jesus enters the room, you get the fuck up.
That was a very unexpected and wild ride through Wikipedia.
The same holds true for Martin Sheen:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VKhTFDBj-rw
When the president stands, nobody sits
This reminds me of a joke:
Why didn’t Jesus play basketball? Because soccer is a much more popular sport in Mexico.
Not only does Jesus play basketball, he’s a super dick about it:
Maybe the fifth one is Jesus?
Plot twist: the guy in the middle is jesus.