Shhh, nobody say anything. Nobody try to stop them.

Every single time this gets posted: Both is good.

That first one is a baby Rick Moranis.

Taking the long way home.

Backpedals? That is a vibecoding-level mistake that would have sat the Microsoft CEO back in front of the DOJ back in the 1990s.

This reminds me of the meme about someone finding a post titled “How do I get rid of a baby?” and started to get mad before realizing it was posted in a Sims 2 help forum.

You didn’t need to pee?

“Correlation.”

That’s pretty much politics de jour for the last decade. Satire doesn’t stand a chance.

It’s okay if you’re too tired to externally emote.

Why the ever-loving fuck was it in the refugee system in the first place??

We just need to disavow Ares and make Tron Ascension as originally intended.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UXGLusmsnzQ

A group is remastering ReBoot with the blessings of its creators from the original DAT tapes, so they are pixel-perfect HD transfers that one could not have seen on any TV at the time.

Look it up on YouTube. Reboot doesn’t need to be remade, the original masters still looks smoking hot. They recovered the widescreen versions, too.

They’re negotiating the rights to do the same thing to Transformers Beast Wars next.

Ping?… Pong.

Fixed.

The Blue Man could also mean one of the Group.

“I am burdened with glorious purpose.”

“Mr. Mollari was my father’s name.”