Way cheaper than actually producing the promised product.

They would be the Perry Bible Fellowship version.

Centaur: “Um, I have to hold them until they hatch?”

Mermaid: “You have to hold them until they hatch.”

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Seahorse#Reproduction

…No? It has them longing for headship born after the year 1976.

All video recorded on an iDevice defaults to HEVC h.265 .mov. QuickTime is dead (at least to the public) but the codecs are an industry standard.

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Marina Sirtis: “I didn’t negotiate my contract hard enough.”

In the beginning, there was Phoenix, Arizona.

This is what the Texas interstates look like when a hurricane evacuation is given same as every year for a storm that just banks north into Louisiana anyway.

Blacks and whites working together?? Insurrection!!

Emotional support fern.

“Don’t talk to me until my eyes are dilated.”

Map crime cutting Africa in half.

All: “Farmer Girl, wait, come back. Let’s talk this out.”

Far less interesting relating to the brainchild of a flaming bigot.

I wanna see a senile Don Draper react to the creation of Zima.

Oh god, here we go again…