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Morgan Freeman’s voice: “It was from then on I knew that the world treated us blind people differently from regular folks.”

This has been me since before she was born.

A lot of good has been done between then and now, but it’s the same damn people that threaten to undo it all.

You’re too late. ICE has already arrested people with Native American IDs, claiming they are invalid.

“You rogues are a pretty contentious people.”

stabbing noises

You can use a croc-pot if you want, no need for gator-keeeping.

Thought it was a modern art exhibit.

“Clocks… adjusted?”

“Yes. Even the coffee maker.”

I need to watch Wrongfully Accused again.

Marvel’s Loki.

Representation is not therapy, people need therapy because so much of the world is scared of other people being represented.

Why does it look like they’re in Vice City?

If they fix broken components, necromancers.

Mad Max pidgeon.

Because they have the money that pays your salary.

Customer service was part of a social contract. “You make me feel important, and I will spend more money at your establishment.”

That contract was broken a long time ago and now it’s overworked, underpaid staff picking up lettuce off the floor because they’ll get fired if they throw it out and Karen recording the new cashier because she miscounted her change.

Still more reliable than a Cybertruck.

Hearing loss.

“Oops, the observable truth! Our bad.”

A challenger approaches: