They put thought into this poster. Teoritta’s footprints are very in-character.

And the sword has abs now.

“Has the building always been leaning like this?”

“I just Venmo’d some Dunkin’ to get Dashed here by Uber and they WhatsApp’d me 30 minutes later. Everything was perfect, so I Googled them and left a good Yelp.

With IMAX more than regular theaters, you prefer to sit further back from the screen. Unless you like craning your neck.

…oh, submarine sandwich.

Can confirm, my son did that at least once.

Drumhead is one of the most important episodes of Star Trek.

“FIIIVE GOLDEEEN RIIINGS!”

Enemy messenger: “This is a little awkward, but can you send the same message with a new messenger. We shot the first one before we heard the message.”

“The PSP has the natural ability to be overlooked and underestimated, which is perfect for launching a surprise attack on unsuspecting portables.”

David Attenborough: “Once the fragments of the old carapace have fallen away, the DS lite looks and feels like a completely new creature.”

“Oh yeah? Name one character from every game.”

“Cid.”

I’m gonna say the customers did this. It looks like the bargain DVD bin at Wal-Mart.

“It’s Dolomite, baby!”

Yeah, it’s not about switching to Android, it’s about switching to the EU.

Is that Mimi doing cosplay?

That’s not clown communication, that’s what happened when two people have the same encryption key and can understand each other’s scrambled transmissions.

I guess this confirms that I am a man, because I refuse to do anything except jiggle the mouse until I see it.