Stretching a 4:3 image to 16:9, IRL.

“Be kind to your knees. You’ll miss them when they’re gone.” - The Sunscreen Song

Hard-braking is usually an indicator of bad drivers.

Though I’ve seen some roads that seem like they were designed to cause accidents.

There was one off-ramp in downtown Houston my dad took with me. It was a ramp that led to another elevated highway, so it was pretty far off the ground. But you don’t see until you’re already in it just how sharp the one-lane turn is…

I had never seen him get that close to losing his cool while driving before. He had to half his speed immediately coming off main artery to avoid drifting into the wall. A wall which had multiple tire mark going up it to the top of the wall.

I will always wonder if anyone ever got slingshotted over that wall and off the freeway by that shitty Marble Madness exit ramp.

“We have this case of Bud Lime for you.”

“You have exactly however long it takes me to load my shotgun with rock salt to be outside of my firing range,”

I make money to care for my son.

And buy music.

Controversial fact: Gondor does in fact call for aid.

If the Pope can figure it out, so can you.

Have you read the Bible? Harems, concubines, child brides, slavery, women shouldn’t speak, etc…

You should know that eating oats straight from a bag is healthier than making oatmeal.

There’s a balance between nutrition and taste/enjoyment. I’ve never been able to stomach more than a bite or two of dark chocolate at once, and that’s perfectly okay.

Shame they only made one good show.

(I know, I know, it’s a joke. They probably made two good shows.)

“FIGHT ME, YOU COWARD!”

I used to have a copy of my files, then the EULA changed and I didn’t know where the copy was.

Part of the reason why it’s so good is because it has some of the same developers as Ted Lasso.

This show is the coziest display of pain and trauma you’ve ever seen.

Also, Harrison Ford is the sweetest asshole ever.

I loved it when the keygen apps played music and did visual effects I’d never seen before.

This sounds like a conversation the crew is having as they watch the Captain get them even more lost.

The LDP is right wing, but moderately so thanks to the previous few Prime Ministers. Shinzo Abe, the longest service PM in Japanese history, was barely right wing at all, more of a right-leaning traditionalist than anything.

The Sanseito Party is far-right wing and was only formed in 2020. Yet now, as the LDP is losing majority power, they’re suddenly gaining seats in the Diet faster than the recently-popular Constitutional Democratic Party (left-leaning centrists). The current PM may be a member of the LDP, but she’s just as far-right as Sanseito and shares a lot of their beliefs.

Sadly, not enough Japanese understand their own history well enough to notice the similarities to past events (like the sudden public opposition to immigration) or what that will likely lead to next.

“I just need people to notice me without paying for any advertising.”

Someone needs to explain to me why there’s ANY animal product in a paintball in the first place.