Me thinks some things have changed for the worse between then and now.

How is this not satire? This is suppose to be satire.

I’m sticking with an SE3 running iOS 17 until it’s completely irreparable and then I’m leaving the Apple ecosystem for good.

Because of the Trump support, I pledged to only buy secondhand Apple hardware so Apple didn’t get any more money from me. Before that, I cut all Apple services including paid iCloud because of Hong Kong.

You did it, Tim Cook, you made me hate the best computers and devices I’ve ever used.

I love the original movie run’s aesthetic, especially the music, but FUCK are they stupid as dirt sometimes.

Hi Lex.

Or is this Otis?

That guy looks like he wants to talk to me about my flair.

Like a dead bug.

“Take us to your cornholio!”

“Oh… that’s, uh, the guy who delivers my prescriptions. That’s all.”

The day the blink tag was removed from the rendering engine was the day we lost our way.

“Put my hands up!
They’re playin’ my song.
The butterflies fly away…”

Rushing to backup as much stuff as I can, yes.

2013: “Hahaha, wait, is this real? I mean, I think it’s just a joke but… could it be real?”

2023: “Buy SlenderCrypto, because nothing is sacred anymore, not even your nightmares.”

Would you rather fight one horse-sized upvote or 100 duck-sized downvotes?

POV: You’re in a Chipotle.

Might need to slightly alter your username.

At least they’re consistent.

I expect them to wrecking ball the Lincoln Memorial next.

Brazil couldn’t even keep an indoor Olympic pool from turning green. It’s apparently very hard.

“JENNAY!!”

All Along the Watchtower covered by Bear McCreary (Battlestar Galactica).