I dunno, Malaysia might like him.

So that’s where they came from:

AWWW, YIP YIP YIP YIP YIP YIP YIP YIP…

Godspeed, Lindsay.

I didn’t know 12-year-old boys could be nuns.

He Kant even.

Doubles as the shelf where she keeps her fucks.

*Ba Sing Se

Thanks, now I know why the camp flooded in the first place.

I’ll put this knowledge next to Trump defunding NOAA and emergency alert programs is the reason why all those kids died.

The more time passes, the more I realize how much lower the score actually was.

Jesus, look at that exposed neck. Mark this NSFW!

“If your family tree does not fork…” - Jeff Foxworthy

It was never about bombs. It’s so they can catch you with a gram of weed.

I want to learn how to increase my net raisin.

Fuddrucker’s

This is why you break bad laws for good reasons.

It’s the only way they’ll understand.

Good job, Captain Lovell. That’s some Apollo 13-level engineering right there.

“Rest stops? Where we’re going we don’t need rest stops.”

I remember being on GeoCities or Lycos and just incrementing the site number to see different sites.

Star Trek, Star Wars, Lego, PORN!