





Gay by default. Heterosexuality was the alternative lifestyle.
You’re not taking my yummy yummy worms away from me.

Buying that many mangos summons Mango.

Man, if your Snickers bar is multiple colors it might be past its shelf life.
I am okay watching Las Vegas crumble to dust.
Orderly: “Where does he keep finding Cheeto dust to put on his face?”
Average mean intellect of a TikTok.
I assure you, regardless how you start life, it’s how you live it and how you carry yourself that ultimately defines who you are and what people think of you.
Whether it’s freeloaders or bill collectors, everyone is being hounded by something.


The news should be required to mention one factoid about whomever they’re talking about.
“Local Yu-Gi-Oh champion arrested over altercation with Burger King employee regarding trap cards.”
Said Dee Bradley Baker to himself.
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I offer you this tome of wisdom:
That’s not true, I got a shareware Pinball game many years before that ran on DOS which had several tables that were all distinct from each other, better graphics, but if I wanted to unlock everything I had to give a complete stranger my credit card number or send a money order to a physical address.
3D Space Cadet Pinball is popular because it was given to every Windows user for free.
Hilariously (Sadly) the full version of the game failed. The one table demo that we all know was immensely more successful.