Pilot dad’s mustache is much better. More like Tim Meadows.

Or Gordon on Sesame Street.

Charlie Kirk doesn’t have nightmares anymore.

Just call it a kilt, end of discussion.

We’re all going to hell.

QuickBooks is for when you’re getting fucked by the IRS.

Rookie mistake with coloring books. Even if something is suppose to be all black, make it line art so there’s white space.

If Susie wants a purple Darth Vader, let her have a purple Darth Vader.

Make the Stormtroopers behind him dead.

A guy did this to Google for years until he was caught.

He just sent fraudulent invoices to Google’s billing department for small amounts and they just paid them on sight without thinking about it.

https://www.npr.org/2019/03/25/706715377/man-pleads-guilty-to-phishing-scheme-that-fleeced-facebook-google-of-100-million

Checking entire memes folder.

Estimated time to completion: 53 years.

The counter is lava.

“Don’cha wanna Hanta Hanta?”

AKA the Nova Corp Captain in Guardians of the Galaxy, AKA Big Daddy in Sing?

Probably not.

I had to rewatch the scene to make sure I wasn’t imagining things, but I remembered correctly.

He crushes the coal into a perfectly symmetrical, cut diamond.

As a bonus but of trivia I had forgotten, George Reeves’ Superman did the same fucking thing in the 1950s TV series!

Me thinks some things have changed for the worse between then and now.

How is this not satire? This is suppose to be satire.

I’m sticking with an SE3 running iOS 17 until it’s completely irreparable and then I’m leaving the Apple ecosystem for good.

Because of the Trump support, I pledged to only buy secondhand Apple hardware so Apple didn’t get any more money from me. Before that, I cut all Apple services including paid iCloud because of Hong Kong.

You did it, Tim Cook, you made me hate the best computers and devices I’ve ever used.

I love the original movie run’s aesthetic, especially the music, but FUCK are they stupid as dirt sometimes.

Hi Lex.

Or is this Otis?

That guy looks like he wants to talk to me about my flair.

Like a dead bug.

“Take us to your cornholio!”