Yes, we need to teach dogs how to tell time!

Is a joke in yo town.

Got fed up with the wet trays in the Death Star cafeteria?

He also won’t get better. That witch has a lot to answer for.

Make your own.

And I thought pigeons were bad.

The Superman in Man of Steel didn’t give a crap about the world around him.

Yep, and Sarah Connor played Beauty.

Now honestly what is that? Do they give a Nobel prize for attempted chemistry, do they?

Every triangle’s a love triangle if you really love triangles.

And I’m still using the same 386 that my family bought when I was a kid. Every time I’ve upgraded it I’ve kept at least one part from the previous configuration.

He did throw Sarah’s roommate’s boyfriend quite a few times during their fight, though.

I guess you could explain it like that, but I’d really prefer it if they just started writing Superman stories with a more realistic depiction of the world around Superman in mind. It would add more drama since, while Superman himself is invulnerable, the rest of the world isn’t, so Supes should have to be extremely careful with how he uses his powers if he’s actually going to save anyone.

He could also talk normally despite half of his lips being gone.

The Nolan movies always cared more about giving the appearance of realism by making everything dull and monotone than actually being realistic.

Or great uncle, depending on the version. (In the '60s show Fester was Morticia’s uncle.)

It’s all because of that damn yoghurt. If it had actually been non-fat we would’ve never heard of this guy.

It was an important plot point in an early episode of The Simpsons.

Because they remember.

Wizard skeletons?

I thought Rory was the good man. It’s been a while since I’ve seen that episode.