Republicans cutting funding to NASA because rockets are “satanic devil worship” and “are arousing to females (biological) and homosexual men because they’re phallic in nature” in T-minus 10…
(Spoiler: they were gonna defund NASA anyway)
Edit: also, just a reminder that space and space accessories actually make a lot of money for the US and push technological progress, which is why American politicians don’t like NASA; it’s a successful and profitable government program.
- T-1 NASA
- T0 NASA?
- T+1 SATAN
- T+2 NTATAS
TS+1 SANTAS
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Relevant XKCD : https://xkcd.com/2559/
I dumbest thing is some people actually believe it
I believe it.
NASA was originally ANAL with an extra ass, that’s why they say ‘L’ minus before ‘blast off’.
L minus would be “bast off”, not blast off. Sounds like a turkey cooking competition. BASTE OFF - Round One!
Stop giving Republicans ideas.
Tomorrow the headlines are going to be “House republicans introduce bill to ban outer space”.
This is already well established flat earther bollocks
Don’t forget the forked tongue right there on the logo!
The T stands for turd-eater.
T stands for “terminal count”.
What is it with religious nutjobs and making mundane things sound even cooler?
Hail NASA
Fun fact: The idea of a countdown comes from the science fiction movie “Woman in the Moon”, long before actual manned spaceflight.
They say T minus cos they’re all trans
T minus 1 should be equal to S, right?
Makes sense to me
Spaghetti > Meatball
Could be true. Science destroys religion…
