Birds aren’t the descendents of dinosaurs, they ARE dinosaurs. So yes, chickens do harch from dinosaur eggs
Birds aren’t the descendents of dinosaurs, they ARE dinosaurs. So yes, chickens do harch from dinosaur eggs
An infinite set doesn’t necessarily contain every number. And the Grand Hilbert Hotel is known for having a strict policy against Tartarus convict’s
Or found dead in an apartment, having committed suicide via several shots to the head
Time to die with highly visible boots
What’s the name of that African king who was the richest man in all of history? I don’t remember anything about him but his salary
The first thing I think of when I hear volunteer is soup kitchen, and after a quick check it turn out my local one doesn’t need any more people at this time. What are some other places one can volunteer, that might not be so obvious?
If you told me that the miles Americans use for distance and the miles in mph are two different distances I wouldn’t straight up believe you, but still double check later
Dude, there’s no way he will even be able to eat all those 3000 sets before turning 99
Reminds me of the City University of New York
I bought a foldable bathtub some time ago and it is SO MUCH better than what I was used to
You have to kinda sit in it but it means that you can submerge your whole body without your legs constantly floating up. It fits in my shower and can be stored away when I don’t use it
Now now, I’m sure the Confederation of Independent Systems would be willing to accept a compromise
If non-Italian pizza are game then I wanna add alsacian Flammkuchen/Tarte Flambée
I hate that
I end up burning my hand and my hamster is still fucking wet
How to actually read this:
Hail the size of energy. (Meaning ‘Glory to the size of energy’)
Drink can pelts Texas while possible tornado injuries US Border Patrol agent.
“What the hell, Jenson?!? This is our firms biggest case in 20 years and you show up two hours late?!?”
“Oh, haven’t you heard?”
Tuna
It’s pretty common in Europe amd Italy itself, but for some reason not so much in the rest of the world. Especially with thinly sliced onions on top.
Also, Sujuk
It’s like pepperoni, but a lot better
Reminds me of that scene from Hannibal. Also that scene from The Platform