I’ll shove my face into either of them frankly

Smile and lube up

Gets a turn in a femboy?

With jam in?

🎵 It’s the most wonderful ass, of the year 🎶

Yea I used one at work a few times. They’re fine devices, just not the sort of thing I’d use day-to-day. But they flopped hard, even with Microsoft trying to get news stations to use them https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fhHjHCDrfAA

Microsoft tried the same thing with those Surface tablets that ended up being used as iPad stands.

1 says “wo-ho-wo-ho-wo-ho-waha-yea”

Could it be that being forced to be in the same place and do the same thing for 8 hours a day is bad for you regardless of what that thing is and how you do it?

Prerty sure I’ve had at least 5. Keep finding new patches of body hair every few months.

🎵 Helter Skelter 🎶 Heleter Skeltaaar! 🎵

Indeed 'twas a tampon with blood upon it

In Wales road signs are printed in both English and Welsh. When a new sign was being made someone sent the English part to a translator, who’s out of office message was in Welsh. They assumed that message was the translation and printed it on the sign.

https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/mistranslated-welsh-traffic-sign/

Not a translation error but the worst tattoo I ever saw on someone was a guy with a bloody tampon tramp stamp.

Yea it seems like the Church of Satan was set up for the same reason as the Church of England, to get one guy laid (Anton Lavey and Henry VIII respectively) but the Temple of Satan is doing necessary work keeping the Christian right at bay in the land of the free

Maybe I should get help for my porn addiction. As soon as I saw “pitjob” I immediately searched hoping to find something I hadn’t seen before

Ha! I’ve shared this one myself on a lot of these stories

No it’s AI has to simulate being drunk because of the immense trauma it has to deal with due to essentially being Elon Musk’s child, just like all of the others

COL?

Not from a bar but I got drunk as a teenager and brought a pair of skis I found back to my Mum’s house. My old room was used as a store room when I moved out and they were in there for like 15 years. I helped clear it out, asked where the hell these skis came from and was reminded of the drunken find I’d totally forgotten.

We had Sky, it was British Sex for me.