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bruhduh@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 4 months ago

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bruhduh@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 4 months ago
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  • Hylactor@sopuli.xyz
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    Just for reference, thats like a $200K watch. Patek Nautilus, ref 5980.

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      Damn that’s amazing. What can it do?

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        Tell the time, the date, and act as a stop watch according to the manufacturers website. My $250 watch does all that and it looks better.

        I can totally understand buying a nice/expensive watch, they look nice, the feel nice, they’re accurate, they can do cool stuff. I don’t understand buying a watch that costs more than most cars cost, especially if it only does the most basic watch features.

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          you would understand it, if only you had millions of dollars to waste and zero ethical things to do with the money!

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          The funny thing is, a cheap quartz crystal based clock is more accurate than the best mechanical clock

          Fancy clocks being more accurate than cheap clocks is literally just marketing.

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            The point is that it’s a cool, complicated little machine. But you can get that for a lot less than 200k.

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        Instantly reduce your net worth when stolen

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        Probably has a garrote wire and laser cutter.

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          Patek 47

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      Hell yeah! Sugar momma bought him a fancy watch. She does treat him so good.

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      Money doesn’t buy taste

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      Could have been $100, just as good and look the same.

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      How silly.

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      More like 100k. Maybe he’ll get the next watch with a moon phase complication… 🐺

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      I see why she included it in the picture

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