Totally. Which highlights another aspect of seated superiority: effort. Peeing while seated is absolutely fool proof. Absolutely no focus required. Why concentrate when you can day dream? And it never goes wrong. You’re never surprised. Post sex, drunk, in complete darkness, tou never miss, ever.

I guess I would just say that I feel the acceptable amount for one to pee on their own floor willfully is none. Flushing may present a new issue after the fact, but I can’t see a way around flushing. I can however see a way around electing to pee in a sloppy manner because I’m lazy. Though arguably sitting is famously more comfortable than standing, so perhaps impatient would be more accurate than lazy.

I’ve been a devoted sitter for a while. If you stand, you are peeing on your floor. Maybe not a lot, maybe not even a perceptible amount on any individual trip, but definitely some, and over time, a lot. I’m of the opinion it’s weird to pee on your own floor, and have been enthusiastically lambasted for this on multiple occasions. Some men for example find it unmanly. Which, putting aside for a moment the fact that there is no inherent correlation with manliness and goodness, is bullshit. Unless they stand to pee when pooping, they already pee sitting down on a regular basis. All I’m doing is increasing the frequency of seated micturation.

I’m just one man, but I use marijuana daily. Over the course of two years there is an inverse correlation between marijuana use and depression, which just so happens to also effect a decrease in weight and alcohol consumption. I’ve never used more marijuana in my life, I’m also in the best shape of my life, mentally and physically.

Sure, it could be classified as a habit. I do it daily around the same time and rely on it’s effects to help regulate my reality. But the same could be said about caffeine. And frankly, lately I’ve been thinking about cutting back on caffeine because it makes me clench my teeth and dental work is extremely expensive in my country. Also, half the time I’m using caffeine it’s to make me a more effective employee, which benefits my boss more than me, and is pretty weird behavior if you view it objectively.

RoboCop is my go-to New Years Eve movie. If you press play at 22:58:25 on the Director’s Cut, you should get within a second or so of synchronizing Clarence Boddicker’s digital hand grenade countdown with midnight.

Well, they donhave door to door salesmen.

That gleaming talon.

Goldfinger > the rest. Casino Royale isn’t even the best Bond let alone general action movie.

I consider this to be a self esteem issue. I made the decision to start “gambling” on myself, and bet that I did. There are extenuating circumstance, of course. But in general I’ve deemed it more important to believe in myself than to make extra super certain that I did what I already know I did.

I’ve done it, I’ve reached the plummit! And now I begin my decent.

As it becomes more difficult to merely live, it becomes easier to risk it all. We are witnessing the origin story of the next great revolutionary.

You just made me realize that I was shopping for green nail polish in my dream last night.

Right? Isn’t today the deadline for his little extra judicial passion catastrophe?

Good reputable polish as well as clear is crucial. Acetone is at least 10 times more effective which makes it a better tool and a better value. I recommend:

• OPI polish
• 2 coats of color, one of clear
• acetone to remove
• cotton rounds to apply acetone

The only way to get good is to keep doing it. You’ll make mistakes and it will take forever for a while but you’ll get quicker and neater with time. Allow as much drying time as you can tolerate between coats.

Heart of gold by Neil Young.

Bam Bam by Sister Nancy.

The Weight by The Band.

Courtney Barnett in general.

The family contains more than 2,000 individual species of pholcids, including those commonly known as cellar spider, daddy long-legs spider, carpenter spider, daddy long-legger, vibrating spider, gyrating spider, long daddy, and angel spider.

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Tennessee Whiskey by Chris Stapleton.

Real Love by Mary J Blige.

Should I Stay Or Should I Go by The Clash.

He…was born in Chicago? Why shouldn’t he get a say?

I’ve gutted out 3 careers in “skilled labor” (a term I find problematic), each time working from the bottom entry level guy, to the guy in charge. In all three I’ve worked side by side with people who actually got degrees in that field.

I have also regretted not getting a degree for my entire adult life.

We’ve been “walking past” this since at least 1961. Americans excell at ignoring our check engine lights.