LMAO, jokes on them not going to be able to see mine without a microscope.
How else would we keep the girls out of the mens room? I personally am willing to give up a little privacy if it means protection from A foreign government, besides you don’t have anything to worry about as long as you have a dick, and to those arguing that those of us with smaller than average members might get thrown in prison unjustly I say just grow a bigger slong, Besides are people with small penis really men? I mean yeah technically it’s on there birth certificate but come on.
Error: Please make sure your junk fills up the entire target area for accurate data collection.
"No data collected, subject not big enough to register. "
Damn. They are automating penis inspection day? What are creeps to do now?
Good luck, I encrypted my dick data.
Genuinely though, it would not surprise anymore. We have subscription based cars selling your info to insurance companies, retroactively ammended purchase experiences everywhere, and every dang app and website harvesting as much info on you as physically possible no matter how mundane.
Dick info reporting toilets would not at all catch me by surprise at this point.
It’s just an auto flusher…
Yes I’m aware. I’m saying that IF it were an actual thing, it would not be surprising at all considering the extent of invasive, non-consentual data collection and selling that happens all over the place these days.
this is why I exclusively pee in the dumpster being dairy queen
A real man would do it in the trash can inside the dairy queen
good thing I’m not a man
Sorry, I shouldn’t have assumed
Why is the dumpster being dairy queen?
What does matter is length times diameter plus weight over girth divided by angle of the tip squared.
I care a lot about my prickvacy!
Dick pics or it didn’t happen!
There can be only one.
Ngl you gonna need a bigger one
34x28x16 @ 400 p.s.i. is that enough information for you?
400 psi? Damn you could piss the paint off your house with that thing
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