This is the way he likes his BJ’s… No teeth please! He told me yesterday. No teeth and he’s gonna love you!

It looks like you’re about to say something racist… Is it okay if I record it?

“At least one party must give consent before someone can record an in-person conversation in Idaho”

Can I record it before you deny it? Thanks!

Trump… just rebuild! I’ll help you call my guy who does buildings for me. Problem solved!

And that means that he would stick his cheese fingers into any woman’s vagina so he could grab them from that sexual reproductive organ.

He can do that on main street. He even grabbed him by the kitty.

You wouldn’t eat a tangerine 🍊! Screw that! Let’s eat 🍋 lemons and Orange 🍊!

I’m still voting Democrat no matter what. LOL. I would have to get some sort of brain amoeba infection 🤧 to turn republican. But it doesn’t matter either because we don’t vote for the president. The electoral college does the voting. We just gotta live with the assholes they vote for.

Well if you don’t come here I’m on mastodon under a different name. LOL. Who cares, just go where you can make community or do what you needed to do.

No, we got married a little bit over a decade ago and that’s when we got sutterfly booklets with wedding photos for everyone. The rest is history… they kept our photos for more than 10 years in hope that we would go back and make more copies of the same party…but I mean, we haven’t been sexier than the amount of sexiness we had 10 years ago… I’m not loosing hope. But I do have all the originals and their raw files too.

Like, my answer to come buy some shit because we got your photos would be “why do you have my photos, please delete them”

Well then I would recommend Seattle. But expect high crime unfortunately. Basically the same deal, nobody cares about you so you gotta go homeless under a bridge and steal what you need to survive. Put winter is fine 🙂. No homeless would dare be outside in winter. I mean we house homeless people in winter right? Right? We don’t just snow plow them or anything in a big reset sort of way…right? Anybody? Otherwise Seattle is great 😃👍. All kidding aside, Seattle is good. You’ll still find trump stickers around unfortunately but it’s good. Except for the small surrounding little towns which I totally agree with you, they are gay deserts. But just remember, every rain starts with one drop.

What are you talking about! Go to sniffies.com and have a great time! Texas is like half gay people pretending to be manly.

Fuck, I don’t wanna marry! I just wanna fuck around. I’m already married, what, who’s this thing wanting to marry this time?

It’s already Christmas ⛄🎁! I don’t know what you’re talking about.

They will have tractors that run on explosive charges I’m sure. The Ukrainians get ruzzian lemons and they’ve been making lemonade 🍋.

I hear a class action lawsuit coming!

How about if I sing the Mario song for my fans… turns on the fans … we’re the Mario Brothers…

Yes. I am Look Skee Wacker, and I ride the Digital Millennium Copyright Act Falcon. Sure it’s kinda small and feathery but chewy and I love to ride it to new adventures! 😉

Is the dead falcon smell normal for falcons? Why doesn’t it fly when we jump on it… repeatedly? Is all the red stuff supposed to be inside of it? How do we put it all inside? It’s at lot. Well, it’s not a lot, it’s a falcon. I’m just referring to all the guts outside surrounding it.

Many brought binoculars to confirm its existence but went home empty handed. Trump’s penis was too small for a balloon. Some said they noticed a 5mm sharpie mark that looked like it. Others said it looked just like Jesus. Yet others kicked him where a nutsack would have been.

But you can’t pay a politician to fu…oh I guess you can just get a politician to do that too. Yeah 👍 agreed 💯.

Oh fine. I didn’t return it for a full refund, just in case anyone else hasn’t either.