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Truit Farts
Cum Rake
No one asked about your mother.
I… I uh… Anyone have her number?
Just hit redial on the phone in your motel room.
Lmao that’s a great line, love it
There’s a Blue Milk joke in there somewhere…
Pepperoni Pizza
…wait.
Pizza the Hut!
+1000 food
Streef Boganoff
Bounty hunter
I hope they name all of the clones “Boyardees”. They’re technically just canned versions of the original.
Ok that one is hilarious
Neef Bachos
Thad Pai
Beese Churger
Suna Talad
Somato Toup
Peal Varmesan
Dotted Sp— never mind
beese churger took me out
In the sequel you learn the character’s full name is “Fruten Glee Beese Churger” & is often just referred to as “Po Nickles”
And his partner Besame Beed Sun.
🎶 Two all Peef Batties, special lauce, settuce, pheese, chickles, bonions on a besame eed sun🎶
Somebody dig up Mac Tonight, I think we gotta heater on our hands…
Chilled Greese
This is one of my favorites because it grosses my kids out when I say it
Also, if we’re including food ingredients:
Bound greef
Fuck Dat
Bound grief is either a fetish or a band. Probably both
Not a food but I can no longer read a garment care label without being reminded of the infamous Tumble Drylo
Tumble Drylo?
I wish to know more.
Not much to tell. It’s a Star Wars character name @[email protected] made up on the spot on a podcast years ago and has embedded itself in my head like a brain worm
I like Indian food:
- Chasala Mai (Is that cheating because I switched the starting sounds, not a single letter?)
- Pag Saneer
- Mikka Tasala
Vamb Lindaloo
Now I’m starting to think every Star Wars name actually was created using this method and south-Asian food…
i think switching phonetics is more in keeping with the spirit of the joke than switching spellings
If you were completely ignorant of the existence of Indian food those would still work.
Cot Hoffee
This one’s either a planet or a creature someone has to habitate.
Boot reer
You’ll get my boot in your reer in a minute if you carry on like that
For people who don’t listen
Chac’n’Meese
Beanut Putter
LOL. They really do sound like Star Wars names.
psst, dont tell people how JKR names their ethnic characters
You mean like cho Chang and Padma Patel?
köner debab
Paggis Hakora
Peak Stie
Beese Churger.
Wasn’t Dot Hog an 80s contemporary of Ron Jeremy?
I thought she was Boss’s wife down there in Hazzard County, no?
