I’m not a woman, but I’m always down for a good weenie roast, watch:

You’re a disappointment to your parents, and need to get your life together

Back when Disney movies were gut punches

What if I come around the corner, muttering about how things in my life suck, and a skeleton gets me, and agrees with my complaints?

Remember, all memes are totally real and no one ever fabricated shit on the internet

Airborne seafood.

Cat just batted him around a few times in the air first, before chowing down on a leg.

I’m doing my part

We can use that whisky as antiseptic! Hopefully you don’t die of infection

Non-stop nut November

That GUARD post you’re referring to was fucking amazing. My friend and I are still laughing at it

I’m doing my part!

I actually agree, but I didn’t when I was a kid

The squeals when you give them raspberries are the best.

NGL, I’d be right up there with Joe chomping on those baby hammies. I fucking adore kids and babies.

Good friend of mine for a bit of fibre stuck in there from the Q tip, it got infected and blew her ear drum…

That was a wonderful rabbit hole

I figured, but still

This is an amazingly underrated comment

I can’t stand them either. I get them. I respect them. I just don’t like them. Stones are the better UK band from the 60s.