May and June. I feel like there’s a lot of younger Aprils but the other two month names seem like old lady names.

So she should dress up like Jim Morrison? Odd for a nativity scene but whatever.

No person who makes random Simpsons references? Gee, I hope somebody got fired for that blunder.

Sometimes it’s the ones you most suspect.

Every breath you take

Every vote you make…

I need tungsten to live!

Sex! What’s so wrong about hearing people on the Internet talk about sex? They had sex.

Did he blame the Jews again?

Why not?

Is he Mr. Burns exact double like Guy Incognito to Homer Simpson?

I would’ve settled for razor blades. No, I get apples instead. That’s not candy.

The hurt doesn’t show, but the pain still grows. It’s no stranger to you and me.

He’d rather be on Wheel of Fortune anyway.

If Man Getting Hit by Football was a car, it’d be this one.

I need about tree fitty.

They targeted gamers! Gamers!

If Al is so great why did he lose on Jeopardy?

Similar to the Atlanta Journal-Constitution which is a merger of the Atlanta Journal and the Atlanta Constitution.

At least he’ll have plenty of time to spend with his wife and kids… which he doesn’t have.