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IO 😇@lemmy.blahaj.zone to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 11 days ago

Hobbies

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Hobbies

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IO 😇@lemmy.blahaj.zone to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 11 days ago
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  • basiclemmon98@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    11 days ago

    In response to everybody’s suggestions in the comments:

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    Ah yes, as an average people my favorite hobby is… checks hand …Job.

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      You know it! Rich people love working their three jobs to make yacht ends meet. Always working and never getting a vacation, just so busy! If they lost one of their jobs, they’d be SO bored. Theyd have to find another hobby job!

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    Should just black bar all the words on the bottom and write “pedophilia” over them.

  • ChaoticNeutralCzech@feddit.org
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    Average People Hobbies: Culture War

    Rich People Hobbies: Class War

  • tourist@lemmy.world
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    gym

    taking grey market steroids and lecturing visibly more athletic gym members on form and technique

    Knowledge

    believing hallucinations from chatgpt and buying meme cryptocurrency

    investing in mentors

    buying a $1000 online course that teaches basic repackaged self-help

    business

    stealing the surplus labour value of workers

  • halvar@lemy.lol
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    guys wtf this is literally what a shitpost is

    • DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social
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      That thinking is what turned Reddit’s shitposting into dog whistle central.

      • halvar@lemy.lol
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        Don’t tell me someone became a nazi because they saw that having a fucking job is a poor person’s way of thinking. By this logic we should ban parody, which this post obviously is. But if this really was the case I would much rather ban stupid people from the internet who think they should take their moral values from posts like these.

        • DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social
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          🤡

  • A_Chilean_Cyborg@feddit.cl
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    I like how Lemmy just shows you these cringe, downvoted to the ground post to laugh at the dude who posted it.

  • Annoyed_🦀 @lemmy.zip
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    This smells like Fb post from 2018, posted by people who barely there while working as an MLM agent.

  • pewpew@feddit.it
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    You forgot golf

  • Proprietary_Blend@lemmy.world
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    You forgot drugs and alcohol

  • QueenOfSquiggles@lemmy.world
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    I misread one as “invest in minors”

    Might be more accurate lol

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    This should have been posted to the rage bait community instead

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