Is it provided once or on daily basis ?
Asking the important questions.
There’s a whole village, basically within arm’s reach, where pigs and wine grow in abundance.
You can just pick a wine off the wine tree every morning!
It’s a wine vine, I think.
Like a hose?
I like the way you think.
Wine off the wine tree and swine off the swine tree; it’s basically paradise!
In Romania? Daily basis.
After every feeding of course
Hi I’m Vlad but you can call me the Fediverse impaler
Damn, the render distance is so small over there
It enhances the atmosphere just like in Silent Hill
It’s a limitation of the hardware.
I hope they like their wives hairy, because I’m in.
Hello, nurse!
Is this pork long pig?
I was gonna ask “And just how long is this pork, exactly?”
I’d need cheese
You make a great point. We can’t survive on pork and wine alone.
Nice try, Dracula.
Tempting. Replace pork with beef and you got a deal
Dream only of me!
Does this person need a husband?
New pig butchering scam is getting more explicit.
Boobs and a vagina probably, otherwise I’m there!
But can I get slaughtered by a mythological creature? Because bigfoot is too damned shy to kill anyone over here, and I don’t want to live on this planet anymore.
Slaughtered? In THIS economy? Best I can do is have a fairy steal all your teeth.
All you need to give me is some bloood.
Bloody good offer, mate.
