Senior Chief Petty Officer. Starfleet is in my blood, and I’ve spent my entire adult life in service to boldly going.

Keiko and Molly are my favorite humans, but Transporter Room 3 will always be my favorite.

Just don’t ask who what’s in the pattern buffer.

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Cake day: August 27th, 2024

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  • I once got yelled at by a cop for walking across a nearly empty road in columbus Ohio.

    The closest crosswalk was basically 1/4mile in either direction, because the building I was trying to enter is so large.

    I was walking with a cane at the time. And no cars were anywhere close so a snail could have made it across with time to spare. It took some people close by stepping in and arguing for me before the Douchebag dropped it.

    Im sure if I had looked my usual level of disheveled or had any other shade of skin I wouldn’t be so “lucky”