Holy fucking shit. I almost was exposed to a swear word on the Internet by some asshole cunt. That removed didn’t know it’s fucking illegal to swear on the Internet. Thank fucking god someone put a thin white line over it. I was about to shit a brick.
fuck
You’ve been engagement baited
Bold comment considering your username.
Always make sure to check your disk drives for errors before you have issues
Or in other words:
You best filesystem check yourself before you filesystem wreck yourself.
I’m sick of it too
They didn’t want to open a portal to hell via a spirit of
shit
You can say shit on the internet.
Uncensored version
Ow, my eyes! Censor your fucking shame, you damn poop-eating bastard child birthed from your mother’s poopy asshole!
It’s opening a portal to hell.
Oh god.
Oh god no.
One of the demons got loose!
No! Don’t ask him about his private jet!
Goddamnit.
Now we’ve got to reboot Buffy.
A clean version that everyone can enjoy
Dear fucking God. How dare you post that disgusting filth. Get that fucking ifunny shit out of my meme
You are a hero.
Wouldn’t even be surprised if they wore a cape.
You can say shit outside of the Internet too. Shit’s crazy that way.
No shit.
yes shit
POLICE!!! THIS POST RIGHT HERE!!! THEY DID A NAUGHTY!!!
Sir this is a Christian Minecraft server
Nah you can’t say shi…
Oh man, I haven’t seen candle Jack in a minu…
I got a temporary suspension on that R-word site that shall not be named for using the word “removed” in the context of refrigerating bread to slow the development of mold and there was no way to contest it.
So, with that sort of shit going on all over the internets, I give folks a little grace these days when it comes to self-censorship.
Well, frankly, I don’t like the use of that word either. Shit isn’t a slur. I place slurs in a very different category than curse words.
It’s a slur to say that refrigeration removeds the growth of mold?
No, sorry. It is early and I’m tired and I misread what you said.
Yes. Quit slurring
But, it’s a slur when it’s used as a slur. When used to mean reduce, or slow, it’s just a word.
Airbus planes is it, bread bakers use it, and it’s perfectly inoffensive. Or, rather, it should be
See the other reply chain.
my instance censors it, im confused as fuck
Based on current YT trends you can’t actually say “shit” on the internet
TIL YouTube is “the internet”.
Won’t get promoted by the content algorithm on most sites though
They think metal is all about devil and demon and hell.
Metal in reality: i’ll make a journey and find this holy sword to defeat evil and uphold justice.
Alternatively: I’m a dwarf and i digging a hole.
I listen to metal with themes of “my life has go so horribly wrong and all i know is pain” and “hot goth vampire girls”. Sometimes both at the same time.
Metal is EVIL!!! Also metal- 30min prog rock song about the singers devoted mother dying and going to haven to get her wings
And then there is a 91 year old Christopher Lee that is singing about his Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Grandfather, Charlemagne.
That’s fuckin sick! Thank you for sharing.
No worries! Finding this album made the phrase, “you’ll never be as cool as Christopher Lee,” go from just a statement of fact, in my head, to being a compliment. It’s like being told, yeah you’re a pretty good guy, but Fred Rogers was nicer than you. Must be doing something right to be in that company.
It’s wonderful how misunderstood a lot of the ‘evil’ metal bands are. Bands like Cradle of Filth and Cattle Decapitation have ostensibly repulsive artwork and song titles/lyrics, but the themes and meaning behind the songs meander between tongue-in-cheek fun to philosophical pondering to outright castigation of humanity’s treatment of the natural world. Judging a book by its cover and all that stuff…
Then again, there’s Behemoth, who literally describe summoning demons and other pagan and satanic rites in their songs. But good grief, the music is so good.
The origins of metal have more moral correctness than the “Christian” US. Scroll all the way back to 1970, “War Pigs” by Black Sabbath. Song very plainly and literally about the corruption of the political establishment and the evil of war. That undercurrent never went away, all the way to the present.
Cradle of Filth is one of the worst examples to bring up, lol. Principles of Evil Made Flesh and V:Empire is mostly about vampirism and satanism. They literally have albums (Cruelty and Dusk) about Elizabeth Bathory sacrificing children in rituals to Satan to keep her youth and so many songs in Midian have Anti-Christian themes including a protagonist in one of the songs burning down a church.
But agree with you, only a small fraction of metal is satanic, it’s mostly limited to a small subsection of Black Metal. Although… the wiki page for Early Black Metal in Norway is always a fun read. :)
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Early_Norwegian_black_metal_scene
🎵diggy diggy hole, diggy diggy hole🎵
Or about fighting Nazis and defending the Vatican.
Damn, American conservatives are weird as fuck.
did anyone find out what metal they were listening to? 👀 asking for a friemd
Actually yeah, Rehfeldt basically is “metal” with the goofy quotes, haha. I think that means Radio Disney is the lazy river to hell.
That was amazing. Do you think this band has ever been in a room with Armie Hammer?
Portal - Swarth probably
jk, idk
Came here to post this. My olds roommate legit asked if I was trying to open a portal to hell when I first played them for him.
Fantastic mood setter.
my bet is on iwrestledabearonce
Definitely Christopher Lee singing about his Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Grandfather, Charlemagne.
Probably this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1vCnsJkoaGE
Luna13 - Hear my Call ?
This is why I hate religion. It turned this person’s brain to mush. If you are willing to believe a man walked on water why would it be hard to believe the bullshit Trump spews out?
Religion removes your critical thinking skills making you a prime target for con artists.
If anyone’s curious, it’s Psalm 69 by Minestry.
Based on the username, something industrial would have been my first guess.
God damnit, I’ve spent all this time listening to metal and still haven’t gotten my portal yet??!?
My dad is a born-again Christian and he threw out all his Black Sabbath records when he (re)converted. I started listening to classic metal in college, and I eventually had to ask my dad… “You threw out this? This is some of the lyrically-mildest stuff I’ve ever listened to.” He just kinda shrugged, and admitted that he overreacted a bit, but this is still 100% the way lots of the evangelicals I grew up with think about anything that’s not explicitly marketed as “Christian.”
Shit
You have to use an LP and play it backwards for the portals to open or else it won’t work.
Have to break those in half and throw them in the trash to prevent Satan from taking over your brain.
Turn me on, Deadman
Wait, does that mean that Doom 2016 is based on true events, then? Because the H E A V Y M E T A L always plays when a portal opens up with loads of demons!
Doom 2016 isn’t a video game. It’s a documentary, and it was happening in real time.
At this point we really need to accept that there are still puritans amongst us. That said, [insert profane insult here, everything I could think of would irritate someone, and well, shit].
I said BS at a presentation the other week, like literally the letters, because I wanted to say something completely wrong was bullshit, so I censored it for my wide audience. My boss “mentored” me later that I shouldn’t say that because I never know who is watching my talk. If those little removedes lose the heart of my discussion because I used an expletive to reinforce the strength of my observations, they can eat a dick. Obviously, I said I’ll try to keep their advice in mind because…
I really wish we could get back to a place where people weren’t so easily offended.
Idiots have existed at all times. Sometimes they are competent at other things that make them seem competent but they are not.
I want to read your insult, so I can measure it to the profanities popping in my mind.
What does the guy need in his life? There’s a glitch with the photo that cuts off right when he says. Did anyone follow-up and ask him what he needed?
Hypothetically once a demonic hell portal opens could you push someone through it, stop listening, and trap them there? Will it work if I am the only listener using ear buds and Spotify? Asking for a friend…
