How a post on Reddit accidentally kickstarted the revival of Angus Steakhouse

Didn’t the headline writer read the article? There was nothing accidental about it.

Mmmm, the sweet, succulent taste of chlorinated chicken.

Peanuts are probably one of your five-a-day or some such so, yeah, five deep-fried Snickers a day sounds like solid nutritional science.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, but are deep-fried Bounty Bars on the healthy list or the unhealthy list? How are we supposed to know?

Pffft. Hendo’s is better.

Hold my flashbang, I’m going in!

Well, shit, that’s the platform dead to me then!

I thought they were having a stroke.

Incoming!

This is the way, the truth, and the light. If it’s not rare, you have it because why wouldn’t you.

Inventory facism is so early 1980s. It’s a hold-out from the whole adversarial GM shite. It’s much more fun for players (and GMs) to assume the characters are competent and moderately well equiped unless scarcity is the point of the adventure. Let your players have access to their skills / magic / specials and play to the best of their characters’ abilities!

Drop us a hundred grand, Paul, and I’ll let you know if it’s reliable or not.

Airline food, don’t get me started…

I have a solid 6 and a risky 7.

The only Spanish I know is from Speedy Gonzalez, so is it ok if I just chuck “Andale! Andale! Arriba! Arriba! Yii-hah!” on the end there?

Bless the free market, making everything better!

How much have you got spare?

Not for me, though, just interested. I’m 6’2" and it’s about perfect I think, probably wouldn’t swap it for any other height. I’m tall enough to reach the top shelves of pretty much everything, hit the cancel button on our smoke alarm, see over people at gigs and things, but not so tall that I have problems with fitting into things too often.

First, they came for the trans people* and I did nothing because I am not trans.
Then they came for the immigrants and I did nothing because I am not an immigrant.
Then they came for women’s rights and I did nothing because I am not a woman.
Then they came for the… wait, what? Hold up!

* They came really hard for the trans people. Like strangely hard. Like they had some kind of fixation.

The only way to stop a bad guy with some porn…

Got a despairing sigh from my wife who is now regretting some of her life choices. Well one of them at least.

Good work!

Fuck vapers billowing out their enormous clouds of nauseating, fetid, fruit guffs. I don’t want to smell your straw-fucking-berry exhalation, you self-absorbed wankers.