Musky melons
Gold = command and operations
Blue = science and medical
Red = engineering, security and communicationsand now we have:
Puce = garbage detail
Amazing
Eww… Why?
The Hitler you get when you order off wish.
I’ve said this before. As the child of someone who’s consistently used illicit performance enhancing drugs: this is what happens when you take steroids without estrogen blockers
Your body will notice the significant uptick in testosterone and will try to “offset” it by giving you a proportionate amount of
testosteroneestrogenTo anybody curious why he isn’t big, you still need the exercise to gain any noticeable amount of muscle
I mean, he’s not exactly a slim guy. Can’t it also just be because he’s a bit overweight?
Was the supposed to be “by giving you a proportionate amount of estrogen”? … because I’m confused.
They’re wrong either way.
To anybody curious why he isn’t big, you still need the exercise to gain any noticeable amount of muscle
Damn it, I knew I forgot something.
This needs to be marked NSFW. Those are female nipples, according to one of the latest EOs.
Old mate Elon space x x x
Nailed it
No, embryos don’t produce eggs. Those are nonbinary nipples.
Looks like some good bean dip there.
Sorry, I just don’t feel like body shaming is the best we can do.
Elon Musk wants people to so desperately like him he bought high ranking Diablo 4 and Path of Exile 2 accounts to fake being a hardcore gamer but the community sused him out after like one stream because people could tell he had no idea what he was doing playing on endgame accounts.
Also he was high on Ketamine and probably cocaine during the inauguration, the head rolling he did is a side effect of ketamine and his top gums were bleeding every time he smiled which is a common side effect of cocaine use on the gums.
But he does also have tits like someone who’s flip flopping on HRT
Found the head roll video (mirrored - recording of a TV)
That’s a side effect? (four seconds of web searching was inconclusive)
his top gums were bleeding every time he smiled
404 on that - even braved the president’s single-letter social media site for you good people, couldn’t find
Oligarchical highlights nonetheless:
I noticed the gums when it was showing him next to barron after trump said drill baby drill
You can see his gums are inflamed and bleeding a bit. It’s hard to capture in a pic but you can see his gums are fucked in that clip
he got those gynecomastia tits
Wants to be Tyler Durden, ends up Robert Paulsen.
His name was Robert Paulson.
Man got hairplugs and said “yknow what time to be a shit bird”
tread carefully,
he’s the reichest man on earth
And he’s still got them removed tits and that dorky, unintimidating little scowl.
Fuckin dweeb could pay trainers and dieticians and coaches to follow him around all day.
Too bad this doesn’t translate as well audibly.
But I lol’d.
It does if you know German, at least to me.
I get the pun, but it’s only him that says he’s the richest man on earth
Regardez ici, c’est un français, actuellement
come at me.
As I’ve climbed in age and past twink death it has always been my goal not to get dad tits
His transphobia makes sense now. He hates himself.
I also hate him, but I’m not transphobic. Maybe he doesn’t hate himself enough? C’mon everybody! Maybe if we all hate him enough, we can save Christmas!
“You better go shout, and spit in his eye! You should avoid Tesla, I’m telling you why. Elon Musk’s a bastard and dumb.”
He may very well have repressed gender disphoria that makes him extremely miserable
Maybe he doesn’t like women with dicks.
If that’s transphobic, you are looking at a 99.9999% of guys thinking the same.
Just because you don’t like something doesn’t mean you need to try to get people killed for innocently existing.
Musk’s transphobia is so much deeper than them not being his type.
Is this your first time logging into the internet since 2015?
The saddest thing about this takeover of the US is that it was done by the biggest fucking losers on the planet. Like how the fuck did we let this happen. This removed wouldn’t last 30 seconds in any combat situation
I imagine the gilded age was full of losers running the show as well. They just didn’t have the forums we do today for it to be documented.
I agree, same with Nazi Germany. These people were social rejects. Misfits taking their revenge on the world.
Average neonazi
That’s actually a pretty toxic thought train. Combat resigned shouldn’t be an important feature of leaders or respected members of society.
Granted, this is fine for this case- I’ll allow it.
I think we all have pretty negative trains of thought about this guy. If I wasn’t afraid of legal consequences, I would still sleep well with his head on my scorecard.
Im also thinking tempermentally too, they are weak people. Childish, emotional, easily wounded by words. I have no fucking clue how the voter base sees this in any way as strength.
You’d have to ask the dipshits who voted for them, and the dipshits who didn’t vote against them.
They ran an impeccable smear campaign against themselves. It’s the non-kamala voters who are at fault (thanks first past the post)
Swag shirts suck now that American Apparel went under… pretty sure that’s not the problem he’s having here tho
Wait wait. You haven’t even seen him without a shirt on.
His boyfriend is cute! Skipped leg day though.
Man he needs sun…
