Imagine being a lesbian.

Oooof. Tough day for him.

Trump literally can not be too racist for his followers. How has a headline editor for a daily newsletter not realized this?

Everbody is collapsing into their lower back and would be way imbalanced in real life. Running would be painful with that posture.

Yeah I just wanted to play the arena combat.

I wanted to buy a $40 deck builder game with cool IP, they wanted to sell me a $70 AAA production with a bunch of external stuff that I found pretty boring.

I ended up not buying.

I’ve known her for over 25 years. She got married to my college roommate. For the two of us, this joke is out of bounds.

I have a friend I exchange memes with and I can’t send it to her for risk of it being interpreted romantically. Now that’s an interesting little wrinkle of communication.

You will probably get some back on hrt.

Probably divorced.

I wish she hadn’t pretended we don’t exist during her entire convention though.

I would crawl across barbed wire to vote Harris this year, but I think she’d happily backstab the trans community if she got republican votes in exchange.

Walz seems like an actual mensch.

Based on the couple of parrots I’ve met IRL, the birds would also be having a fantastic time hanging out with four of their buddies and cussing out humans.

Lose/lose all around.

That would be their top attraction! I would make a side trip to get roasted by parrots.

Honestly I don’t think it matters much at this point. All major social media and local television is openly in the tank for him, and the “respectable” newspapers are sanewashing him.

Turns out trying to get the joke from a thumbnail where the last line is cropped makes it a lot harder.

Whoosh. What’s the joke?

It would fuck me over.

“I will still vote for him”

Re: internet only available at the public library.

Hell no. That would really fuck over disabled people.

Wow Cubes is due for another round of face-lifts or child bone marrow infusions or whatever these rich assholes do.