Damn little moochers should go and get a job!
American right wing mindset
Lol, they would sooner send them to orphanages than make the cost of raising a child cheaper
You owe them a fucking apology
I disagree. They should be cared for until they can walk…they are of no use in the mines before that.
Crawling is actually pretty useful in small spaces
Sure, but what is the max weight a typical infant can pull? Maybe they could be used as a canary.
How about a toddler hamster wheel? Could power a radio
How about this, multiple toddler wheels powering the air vents
It’s more than you might think. Have you ever let an infant pull your hair?
Duct tape some shovels on those arms those are wasted movements.
Our child 🛠️
I’ve been telling my partner this from day one. The night the baby got home, they were on their own. They could breastfeed but only if they worked it. Now a couple months in, we just put the food in their play pen and a days worth of milk. They’re smart too! Once they ran out of food and started to eat their poopy diaper.
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I had to confirm what c/ I was looking at. This made me furrow my brow.
Im furrowing my brow right now
on the other hand, the baby owes you everything. they would be nothing without you, don’t let them forget that. i started charging my kids rent the day they got home from the hospital. it’s important they learn that nothing in life is free.
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The last time I checked YOU👏WERE👏THAT👏BABY





