The boomers will love it

For household appliances you could use some standard microcontroller. Pair that with open source software and you have long-term repairability.

Are you free tomorrow at five? I want to bake a cake.

Yeah, can you get on with it please?

Can I have some motivation gas for tomorrow morning, please?

Planned obsolescence is a cornerstone of the business model of every large corporation. They’re never going to make a product that could challenge that. And no startup will achieve the volume needed to sell these at a price that’s even remotely realistic.

I didn’t come up with that one either.

You can’t expect Secretary Kegseth to understand such high-falutin’ concepts.

Are you trying to question my sacred right to drive anywhere in my ludicrously oversized emotional support vehicle?

I hope the Italians can use this energy for cleaning up their own fascism.

Come on! You can do it! We believe in you!

My Mint installation had been happily chugging away for two years now. I just want a PC that works.

Just make sure your files are backed up and then go for it. You can also try a live system first. If it boots into that it’ll run on your machine. Or do a practice run with an old machine or in a VM.

System works as designed.

Nobody can blather incoherent bullshit the way he does. That’s how you know he’s real.

And don’t forget taking gigantic shits wherever you go.

I work exactly the same hours when i work from home as when I work at the office. The only difference is the 90 minute commute on office days.

His job is to destroy the organisation he leads, just like the other Trump appointees.

Decent cops seem to be in very short supply, not just in the US. What pisses me off most about this shit is that Biden sat on this stuff for four years without doing anything.

She’s going to suck the life force out of you if you get too close.