Just add a truck hurtling towards you at terrifying speed.
Hm… I should go out in public with my leash and collar like this and maybe that’ll help me find someone else to hold the leash. 🤔
On tonight’s episode of: “The Writer’s Barely Disguised Fetish”
(also, instance name checks out)
“I am a fox,” said the fox.
“Please - tame me!”Pro tip get a collar with a handle
I genuinely use this technique to get myself out go and exercise sometimes.
Seeing my body as a pet I need to take for a walk can be a weird but helpful mindset.
I’m much more willing to do things for my pets than myself sometimes. Maybe I should try this!
Except you only think you’re the one holding the leash.
or rather the leash makes you not sense the yoke
with the exception that most of us are not as self loyal and dog like.
