Flying Squid@lemmy.worldM to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 11 hours agoNever forget.lemmy.worldimagemessage-square42fedilinkarrow-up1564cross-posted to: [email protected]
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minus-squareapfelwoiSchoppen@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up38·11 hours agoThen at lunchtime go to Subway for the Subtember 11th footlong sale.
minus-squarenilloc@discuss.tchncs.delinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up25·10 hours agoWhere $5 foot longs are now on sale for $11.99, and still aren’t a foot long.
minus-squareSomeonelol@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up11·10 hours agoThey’re not a foot long. They’re a Footlong^TM .
minus-squarebrbposting@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·7 hours agoLike Oreos “Double Stuf” Tested it for a project back in the day - they weren’t double 😱
minus-squarefrezik@midwest.sociallinkfedilinkarrow-up2·5 hours agoNext, you’ll be telling me synthetic motor oil isn’t synthetic.
minus-squareoffendicula@fedia.iolinkfedilinkarrow-up6·10 hours agoI laughed. Am I going to hell? Or is it Mariott that’s going to hell…
minus-squarevariants@possumpat.iolinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·10 hours agoThe Marriott in hell has your room reserved
minus-squareiltoroargento@lemmy.sdf.orglinkfedilinkarrow-up4·9 hours ago“Believe it or not, straight to hell.”
minus-squareapfelwoiSchoppen@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·9 hours agoNah. Truth is stranger than satirical fiction. My comment was stolen from a very famous article from The Onion back in 2013. https://theonion.com/new-subway-promotion-to-honor-subtember-11-1819575535/
Then at lunchtime go to Subway for the Subtember 11th footlong sale.
Where $5 foot longs are now on sale for $11.99, and still aren’t a foot long.
They’re not a foot long. They’re a Footlong^TM .
Like Oreos
“Double Stuf”
Tested it for a project back in the day - they weren’t double 😱
Next, you’ll be telling me synthetic motor oil isn’t synthetic.
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I laughed. Am I going to hell? Or is it Mariott that’s going to hell…
The Marriott in hell has your room reserved
“Believe it or not, straight to hell.”
Nah. Truth is stranger than satirical fiction. My comment was stolen from a very famous article from The Onion back in 2013. https://theonion.com/new-subway-promotion-to-honor-subtember-11-1819575535/