Haha I read that and knew it was posted by you. Don’t know much about you but I like the laughs
Yes but no sun. I just want to be out topless on some rocky beach on a cloudy day going to town on a pomegranate
Be the change, invoke your freedom, go menace society! Don’t let peak things like reality stop you from living your best life.
All of a sudden, I have a craving to suck watermelon juice off a girl’s tits (or a guy’s 🤷♂️) while she sloppily eats a huge wedge of watermelon.
Ugh just look at these comments. Same problem as nude beaches. Just a bunch of middle-aged lonely dudes with beer bellies.
You can come to my house and take out your titties anytime.
If you bring the titties, I’ll bring the fruit.
Ok, I’m in. But I should probably warn you I’m a 55 y/o fat guy.
Titties are titties
We’ve already bought the fruit, can’t turn back now.
If you’re a big fat man, I’m a titty fan and I’d love to see them too.
-Rodney Carrington
I should probably warn you, I’m a dog
Bryan Griffin? Is that you?
Titties out is easily done, but how on earth are you going to make them eat fruit?
If you start with tiny needles, can you work up to sounding rods on milk ducts? If so, could you work up to the size of a currant?
sounding rods on milk ducts?
I just want to be out in the sun eating Violet fruit
Beware of skin cancer please!
Yeah, a lot of people’s first experience practicing public toplessness is bad because of sunburn. It’s a solid number 2 in reasons why that doesn’t go well
Skin cancer happens when your at the beach and evolutionary pressure pushed your skin towards Carcinisation
100% enjoyment rate on your commentary but they gave me gonorrhea.
Nipple tassels are good for men and women alike!
Stuffed, indeed.
my “parent-assigned travel companions” may have the best job ever: travel, chill, have fun, fuck, all expenses paid
God damn I’m envious of everyone involved.
it sounds like a cool job but who would they even go to complain to for harassment?
“In our 17th hour of boning, I was getting a bit tired. violet08_ slapped me and told me to ‘stay hard, idiot’”
“That’s great pal, you kids keep having fun, make sure my daughter stays hydrated”
Have you considered a foursome? Asking for myself.
violet08_. Lemmy’s first true social media supersta.
yeah tbh
there are some known people, but no one who is both widely known and has a very recognizable posting style (“yep, violet08 post, dont even need to check”) other than her
Is it manly to refer to your nips as titties if you’re a guy? Ah, fuck it. I’m in.
Technically yes, because etymologically tit originally also meant nipple. The nipple meaning got displaced by the borrowed word teat.
But that aside have all humans breasts.
Shipwrecked and comatose
I can confirm, in fact I dont even need the sun or the fruit.
Honestly sitting on a beach, tits out, eating fresh fruit all day long might actually be the ideal vacation. I just need someone to slowly feed me the fruit and maybe a nice cold drink then I can die happy.
