Why does leon have elf ears? Am I ootl?

In Texas, everywhere I go

Jesse, what the hell are you talking about

Peace is bad for business

Voting is an individual event

Not voting doesn’t do anything but make you feel better about yourself. No one in power cares that you didn’t vote. They actually love low voter turnout because it’s an easier demographic to hit

It’s the trolley problem. You see a trolley about to kill 5 people. You can pull a lever (vote) and make the trolley only kill 1. In this case, that 1 person is also in the lineup of 5. This distinction makes it obvious the only option is to pull the lever (vote).

Time to find her bootstraps

Started learning German for fun, now it seems like a good plan B.

The way you fix this is with higher, and enforced, corporate taxes. If the corporation doesn’t keep the money anyways, they flow it back in.

Read this last Thursday when I was healthy. Now I have the flu. This cursed me

This is cursed

Say it with me, every accusation is a confession

Its gotten so much worse over the last decade though. The line between satire and reality is as thin as ever.

Sad but true these days

Has to be Charmin TM

Well I don’t know that!

Wow 300,000 ounces. Talk about a lifetime supply

I’m in this picture and I don’t like it. (I’m the cat)

Do you have a source for this? I’d like to present this to others as well.