Rock is the better investment here. Stick will decay and wither away. Rock is stronk and will last longer.
From the moment I understood the weakness of wood, it disgusted me. I craved the strength and certainty of stone. Your kind cling to your wood, as if it will not decay and fail you. One day, the crude biomass that you call the stick will wither, and you will beg my kind to save you. But I am already saved. For the rock is immortal. Even in death, I serve the Fossilliah.
Stick, easiest choice of my life
Rock, easiest choice of my life
You bring up a pretty strong argument, but I’ll have to stick with my original choice chief
Look at that rock tho. One in a billion rock, right there.
Hmm… You make a lot of arguments that are easily countered by the perfect choice of STICK!
Stick seems much more useful
Then use the stick to take the rock. Smarmt.
*humanity figures out warfare, colorized*
Big talk for someone in throwing distance.
You’re acting as if my stick doesn’t work as a throwing spear
Stick sword definitely
Stick because no way am I going to control the urge to skip that rock across the largest local body of water and it’s gone.
Rock; stick can be carved easily.
…with the rock.
Why be poor? I would rather take Netanyahu’s head.
Nature has a much harder job creating the perfect rock. I’ll take it and keep my eyes out for another perfect stick.
I upvoted. But I also banned u/sjmarfx. Take from that what you will.
Stick so I can share it with a dog. In a pinch, the stick can be broken and become more sticks. This is especially useful in a multi-dog scenario.
But the dogs don’t need a perfect stick, they’re content with the stick they’re given.
They don’t need it but they’re worth it.
Stick every time
Easy, the stick. The rock isn’t as round as the earth. The stick can build technique.
The stick, it has hand guards!
Rock, what use would have a stick?
Stick, what use would have a rock?
paperweight
Sword!
The rock. I already have a sword.
