• PenisWenisGenius@lemmynsfw.com
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    2 months ago

    I’m going to message this to every woman, femboy and twink on bumble and then maybe I can finally get some ass.

    Edit: Welp, I’m banned now

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        I can get my dick sucked every few hours all week.

        Caveat: by men

        Plot twist: I’m bi

        Double twist: I’m married

        Final twist: I’m lying

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        I mean, a few of them are probably fine if you’re into hookup culture, but the people who are tend to ruin it for the people who aren’t

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          No, actually. I’m really into hookup culture and it’s still shit.

          It’s like, those of us who just want sex have all the “I want a monogamous life partner” people thrown at us, and those of us who want a beautiful relationship have all the “I just want to fuck around” people thrown at us. It’s the exact opposite of what anyone wants.

          That gives me a brilliant idea though. I should team up with one of my friends who wants a long term relationship. We should refer people to each other.

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        It’s fascinating that profits hinge on providing a slightly below par experience on most forms of social media, dating apps included. Facebook et al require it for rage interactions while dating apps need it to maintain a userbase to populate and pay for the service.

        Love me some lemmy.

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          To be honest I don’t think it does need to keep the users who succeed to stay profitable. It’s just they can’t handle the numbers not growing every year. There are always new people trying to find a date, and I think a service that wasn’t greedy could make something that works for the users and the company both.

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            In this case, you’re talking about a chicken turning back into an egg. The chicken has already grown large thanks to massive venture capital loans, server costs, and the board that appeared upon its explosion guiding it toward further engorgement. Dating apps don’t, by definition, have to partake of ultracapitalism, but every single major example unequivocally does.

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              Most of them were acquired by match.com, to even avoid the chance of any competition. How regulators allow this monopoly should be a question for criminal court (similar to many other industries, like letting facebook purchase instagram and whatsapp many years ago)

              The chicken to egg metaphore is perfect, though they could be forced to change with strong regulation. Monopolies should be either broken up to allow true competition, or should only be allowed to operate as thightly regulated utilities (like electricity distribution networks).

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        I just deleted my ‘Boo’ account.

        What an absolute joke. Its basically instagram, and almost everyone on it is completely braindead in discussion threads… and almost all the image posts are either I’m so pretty! or cats or landscapes, or Why are people so hard to find?

        Kippo is even more hilarious. Nearly every profile is just trying to recruit you to watch their E girl twitch stream or onlyfans and is not interested in dating.

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        It’s crazy to hear that as way back that’s how I met my wife and how a lot of my friends met their spouses.

        Sucks to hear it got enshittified

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          People still totally meet and have success on dating sites. A friend of mine and his wife separated about a year ago, a few months ago he got on Bumble, went on some dates, and met someone he’s now getting serious with.