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  • Decoy321@lemmy.worldM
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    Not this bullshit again, I swear to fuckin God

    • "no" banana@lemmy.worldOP
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      I know right. For fucks sake!

  • Denjin@lemmings.world
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    As a Brit, beans and cheese on toast is probably my cheat meal. I don’t go overboard though and only have it once or twice a day.

    • D_C@lemm.ee
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      Fucking casual.

    • FooBarrington@lemmy.world
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      I’ve never tried that - what kinda cheese do you recommend?

      • Knock_Knock_Lemmy_In@lemmy.world
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        I can’t imagine a brit using anything other than cheddar.

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          Oh really? Awesome, I thought they’d use something milder. Sounds great, I’ll try that, thanks!

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            Cheddar is named after the part of the UK it comes from

          • HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world
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            I guess you could get mild cheddar

            • FooBarrington@lemmy.world
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              Oh no, I like intense cheese. But you know British people

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                You know what they say about British people. Got British feet, gonna have British beans.

    • supamanc@lemmy.world
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      Next time you make beans, simmer them in a pan for like 30 mins, with a massive chunk of butter. UNREAL

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  • Björn Tantau@swg-empire.de
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    beans (cowboy food)

    • samus12345@lemm.ee
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    • jpablo68@infosec.pub
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      Every time I’m eating refried beans with bolillo (bread) and some valentina sauce I think about this scene and feel like a cowboy.

    • edric@lemm.ee
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      I have this weird fascination with the typical stew of beans and meat in westerns. They look like they taste good.

      • snooggums@lemmy.world
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        They do!

    • CheeseCakeCat@lemmy.world
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      I see Terence Hill, I upvote

  • bruhduh@lemmy.world
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    Beans (lemmy staple meme)

    • Thteven@lemmy.world
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      Did someone say beans?

  • raoulduke85@lemm.ee
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    It’s interesting hearing the history of the spice trade. The English considered spices for the peasants, so that’s why their cuisine is ass.

    • tatann@lemm.ee
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      To my personal experience, ass can taste better than british cuisine

      • raoulduke85@lemm.ee
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        Asstastic!

  • Higgs boson@dubvee.org
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    Rolll that beautiful bean footage!

  • MithranArkanere@lemmy.world
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    You have not eaten beans the right way until you have eaten FABADA.

    What makes FABADA so great is that it’s also a hex code for a very sexy pink.

    • S_H_K@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      Spain is the country where you eat good. You probably have a fav dish from somewhere else. But with the insane variety of dishes they have, and even local specialities up to 5 per city Madrid and Barcelona have specialities per neighborhood even. They surely will nail one you’ll like and the serving… They’ll fill a fucking plate and you will leave it clean. Tortilla de papas con Jamón iberico de bellota… You ever taste that ham you’ll probably die…

  • Venus_Ziegenfalle@feddit.org
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    beans (crucial PC component)

    • TʜᴇʀᴀᴘʏGⒶʀʏ⁽ᵗʰᵉʸ‘ᵗʰᵉᵐ⁾@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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      I see Charles Ross, I upvote

  • elbiter@lemmy.world
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    It shouldn’t be called food just because the Brits eat it…

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    I hate the Brits as much as anyone but baked beans beat refried beans any day of the week.

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      I mean this is the internet so no one is stopping you from making false statements. But also refried beans are just one type of Mexican bean preparation.

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        Baked beans are also just one type of British bean preparation.

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          Are any of the British preps actually spicy?

          • OCATMBBL@lemmy.world
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            Depends on whether or not you count the whole historical British Empire.

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              No, colonies of oppressed people who were not afforded the benefits of british citizenry don’t count.

          • Ricky Rigatoni@lemm.ee
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            If you’re the kind of person who thinks applesauce is spicy, yeah.

          • exasperation@lemm.ee
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            Some daals are spicy, and could arguably be considered British?

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              Lentils aren’t beans, and daal is as British as tacos are American by that logic.

      • MacN'Cheezus@lemmy.today
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        Bro, refried beans look like diarrhea and taste like ass at least 90% of the time.

        I’ve had some good ones occasionally but they’re few and far inbetween. I don’t even order combos at Mexican restaurants anymore, just gimme da tacos straight and save the frijoles for your dog.

        • frog@feddit.uk
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          Stop getting beans from diapers. Those aren’t beans.

          • MacN'Cheezus@lemmy.today
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            Stop gaslighting me as if I’d never seen any frijoles in my entire life.

            Even professional food photographers struggle at making these look appetizing, and that’s AFTER throwing a bunch of garnish on or around them.

            Sorry, but you’re still just polishing a turd.

    • Cornelius_Wangenheim@lemmy.world
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      They do not in any way, shape or form beat borracho beans. Also, proper refried beans made with lard at a hole in the wall tex-mex joint still beat baked beans.

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        I’ve never had borracho beans but I googled them and I’m intrigued. Beer and bacon are some of my favorite food groups.

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        You need to taste the lard. The host’s English is limited to “how many?”

        The real places won’t even serve you cheese dip.

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      Are you from Benidorm?

      • MacN'Cheezus@lemmy.today
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        What’s that

    • Timecircleline@sh.itjust.works
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      Including taco Tuesday???

      • MacN'Cheezus@lemmy.today
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        Especially on Taco Tuesday.

        • Iheartcheese@lemmy.world
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          Mexico will remember this.

          • MacN'Cheezus@lemmy.today
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            Nah you won’t, we’ll just drink another cerveza and maybe a couple shots of mezcal and then we’ll all be friends again.

        • garbagebagel@lemmy.world
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          This is probably the most disrespectful thing I’ve seen all year.

          • MacN'Cheezus@lemmy.today
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            Wait till you see this.

        • Timecircleline@sh.itjust.works
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          I’m uncomfortable.

          • MacN'Cheezus@lemmy.today
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            It’s the hardshell tacos, isn’t it.

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              Yes.

              • MacN'Cheezus@lemmy.today
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                If it helps, this isn’t my own picture. I would probably use softshell tacos as well because I’m not a barbarian.

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                  What’s wrong with hard shell tacos?

                  takes one bite and the rest disintegrates

                  That’s what the fork is for.

        • toastmeister@lemmy.ca
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          Jesus wept.

          • MacN'Cheezus@lemmy.today
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            With joy.

  • NoForwardslashS@sopuli.xyz
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    I;m thinking about thos beans

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    1000044273

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    I like beans ‘n’ such.

  • funkless_eck@sh.itjust.works
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    saw a giant transparent plastic tub of baked beans for sale at the entrance to a publix last night in Tennessee- meme not fooling anyone

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      Open it and knock it over

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