Cat feet pictures are also acceptable!

Or strong.

Reminds me of that classical paradox - “Can God bake a batch of brownies that’s so strong he can’t stay awake?”

that’s amaizing

If it’s what I think, I had it for about a month in the '70s.

I prefer Tagliatelle

And some of your cats please

Me too! I’d love to hear that they’re all doing well, and that they are & will stay safe.

1. Trump/the GOP does something stupid
2. “The right is showing cracks.”
3. Trump: “Illegal Mexican cartel furry ANTIFA are turning the cats and dogs into TRANS LESBIAN COMMUNISTS!”
4. The right is united again
5. Goto 1.

Not naming names, but if your org doesn’t use the classic Admin & Password defaults, and forces you to renew your terminal passwords on a regular basis, don’t write it down on a Post It and stick it to your fucking monitor where anyone walking past can see.

Got it. I’ll write it down on a Post It, take a photo, and will make that my desktop background instead.

Not everybody has the conviction of flying squids!

How dare he do something for charity >:( I only like people who don’t do any good things!

I found a way to optimize your code without affecting the result. By making it branchless, I was able to get my CPU to 100% utilization!

That’s why you gotta shrink yourself down. Modern problems require modern solutions!

Now why would you do such a thing??

I get the feeling I might be frying my shrimp too long

That’s a roundabout way of writing 50500

Can you imagine what it’d be like to hug a loaf of bread that’s almost as big as you?

And why is it raw??

That standard won’t stop me because I can’t read!

A few years ago I went out drinking with friends. We had a great time, and everything seemed completely normal. We eventually parted ways and I headed home, and somehow there was a creepy atmosphere in the air. I still don’t know what exactly it was. I looked through my apartment and didn’t see anything out of the ordinary, so I basically fell on my bed and passed out.

When I woke up the next morning, a shiver went down my spine as I noticed that during the night, a ghost took a shit in my pants.