SagXD@lemm.ee to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2 days agoAm I cooked?lemm.eeimagemessage-square20fedilinkarrow-up1136
arrow-up1136imageAm I cooked?lemm.eeSagXD@lemm.ee to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2 days agomessage-square20fedilink
minus-squareLost_My_Mind@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up4·1 day agoYou should learn E and X. Then you can drive up to a bar at night, and flash a flash light at drunk girls that just says “S-E-X?” Pickin up girls without even leaving your car! …provided they are the types of girls who get blackout drunk, drink alone in public, and know morse code. To put this a different way, I have a 0% succsess rate at this. But one day… …one day…
minus-squaresuperkret@feddit.orglinkfedilinkarrow-up3·edit-213 hours agoYou should check out bars near Navy harbors.
minus-squareLost_My_Mind@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up3·9 hours agoIt’s a bit concerning that my joke was an absurdist perspective on how to take advantage of women…and your reaction was essentially “Here, let me give you tips on how to actually do that!”
I know two letters, O and S.
What about second S?
You should learn E and X.
Then you can drive up to a bar at night, and flash a flash light at drunk girls that just says “S-E-X?”
Pickin up girls without even leaving your car!
…provided they are the types of girls who get blackout drunk, drink alone in public, and know morse code.
To put this a different way, I have a 0% succsess rate at this. But one day…
…one day…
You should check out bars near Navy harbors.
It’s a bit concerning that my joke was an absurdist perspective on how to take advantage of women…and your reaction was essentially “Here, let me give you tips on how to actually do that!”