Looks like an old solarized loofah. Here’s a new loofah for comparison:
Notice how nicely attached the hairs are? Much unlike the Trump look.
What is this spaghetti cucumber looking alien snack?!
That’s the ex-president. The loofah shown below in lemon slices is a plant. You grow it from seeds and it eventually flowers and fruits. The fruit contains this naturally occuring sponge. Just let it dry and remove the seeds. It’s proof that aliens visited us when we had no soap or loofahs.
Wiki page for more info cause you beat me to the fun fact: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Luffa
just like the pyramids huh.
Ah yes. Without aliens, I don’t know how one could possibly make pyramids.
or plants that can be dried into sponges!
You still definitely not want to pick up a soap bar or loofahs in an alien 👽 prison. Remember that.
Who is dis doin’ this synthetic type of alpha beta psychedelic funkin’?
Watching his Bloomberg interview it looks like his eyes are trying to escape his face. If it was my job to interview this pos I’d try to make him walk off stage after the first question. Which would be, “tell us about your make up routine and why you think it’s so essential.”
Follow up, “I have a list of questions that appear on your cherished cognitive test. Since you’re so clearly proud of passing these exams would you like to demonstrate your acuity for the viewers at home?”
“Person. Woman. Man. Camera. TV.”
I’m not saying this is what happened, but this IS how a person would act if they had another series of mini strokes a month before they were on the ballot for president.
Remember when he suddenly had a slurring voice on Elon Musk’s interview? He also had canceled most of his rallies and such around then
In 2020, he denied having a series of mini strokes out of nowhere
Sept. 1, 2020
President Donald Trump posted a baffling tweet Tuesday declaring that he has not had a series of “mini-strokes” — and he had the White House physician release a statement backing up his claim.
[…]
No major media outlet appears to have reported in recent days that Trump had a series of mini-strokes.
About as convincing as a toddler declaring unprompted that they have not pooped their pants.
He’s starting to lose his (orange) glow it seems.
You try putting makeup on a ghost.
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also for all the Elon posts please
He’s old and desperate
die already devil mutt
I’ve seen cheap sex dolls that look more realistic than that
He’s got kinda chipmunk teeth and the splotchy makeup just isn’t doing him any favors.
His haggard splotchy face is looking more like Davros every day.
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I don’t entirely disagree, but the community likes them. You’re insulting the poster and it was reported, so I need to pull it. Say it in a more excellent to each other way next time.
you are fighting one of the fights of all time
YANKSPAM
Another fun euphemism for semen
You’re my favorite euphemism for semen bb
Couldn’t he just eat shit already?
I think that’s an older picture from last month or something. So imagine how he looks now, lol
I know candid HD photography isn’t complimentary to a lot of people, but holy shit he looks like a fucking zombie.
Maybe if they actually used mortuary cosmetics on him he might look more lifelike.
Like Frank in the “Frank’s Little Beauties” episode. He just needs a song about not diddling kids.
He just needs a song about not diddling kids.
He wouldn’t put that much effort into it, he’d just rant incoherently about how much Kamala and Biden and Walz do it and that they have mountains of evidence they do and trust him that’s what people are saying
There’s no doubt that he would.
The makeup would at least be competently applied, and I’ve got to assume less fluorescent with none of the screaming contrast against the sickly transparent, veiny white skin of an octogenarian fuelled by hamberders, covefe, and hate - particularly for kamabla.
That’s pretty much what he is. That fucker is kept going by nothing but malice.
And cofveve.
and pseudoephedrine
Isn’t that allergy medicine and an antihistamine? How does that keep you going?
it can be used as a stimulant but apparently the rumor in regards to trump is false.
The “false” rating is just if the photograph means he is abusing stimulants.
The photograph doesn’t indicate or counterindicate that he’s a hopped-up maniac who would be doing all-caps screeds on social media at 3am.
Edit to add: The photograph is real, though. Is it weird to have a chock-full Sudafed drawer?
It causes the body to release adrenaline and noadrenaline.
In the short run that is stimulating. In the long run it is detrimental to your body.
Very simplified speaking it is chemically related to amphetamines, which are shaped in a similar way like dopamine, adrenaline and the other stimulating hormones. So they all end up interactinf with similar parts of your hormone/neurotransmitter system.
It’s an amphetamine. I think that answers both questions.
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By being a precursor to methamphetamine, I guess.
PREVIOUSLY… ON “THE WALKING DEAD.”
Man stop reminding me that I still haven’t finished season 23894892348923892
The wife and I are watching is again and we’re halfway through season 2. I had two sessions left previously but this is her first time watching
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He’s a Litch
That fucker has zero clue in the art of crafting a phylactery.
No, his intolerance and ignorance suggests this is the work of horcruxes, which require far less intelligence to conceive of (in a literary sense) and create.
Liches are highly intelligent magic users (so INT based) who decided to transcend death just so they could keep on studying. They don’t care about the limelight, about looks, about anyone or anything besides whatever mad project they have.
He’s nowhere near as cool or competent a villain as a lich.
Whoever is puppeteering him might be, though.
That’s not fair. Liches are smart and competent, and had to earn their position through hard work and dedication.
Oh, now I have an idea for a new BBEG: A lich that got to their position by taking advantage of their privilege and refuses to acknowledge it.
Definitely should be fully fleshed out (no pun intended) by flavoring with historical Trump actions like blaming minorities for everything (“that jogger was violently assaulted by these 5 goblins that simply happen to be nearby”), refusing to pay contractors for services rendered (“great job building my phylactery, it would be a shame if you got deported before I paid you”), using populist rhetoric to blame progressives for the problems caused by capitalism (“Minions, I know your wages are low, but it’s those adventurers fault for donating gold to the orphanage and causing all this inflation”). When he flees the adventurers, they could be slowed by a magical spell called “malicious litigation” that functions like a web spell on anyone who is not of noble birth.
Minions could also include a ghoul as diplomatic envoy whose hair dye leaks and who accidentally books an event at Four Seasons Total Castle Care and several half-ogre sons who think they are going to inherit his lichdom but are too dumb to see they’re first on the chopping block when the chips are down.
Wait till you find out what vampires are an allegory for.
People with consumption or hemophilia?
https://unireadinghistory.com/2017/05/26/socialism-and-the-vampire/
Dracula, and the vampire myth more generally, has also been read as a narrative on class relations and the struggle between capitalism and labour. It is this context that we shall examine below, with sharpened stake and cloves of garlic ready at hand, should they be needed.
Vampire fiction as class allegory predates Dracula. The means by which vampires feed not only has sexual and Freudian subtexts, but is also a powerful representation of a classically exploitative relationship – one body drawing strength whilst the other weakens – and Marxist writers were not slow in appropriating this imagery. Crucially, the vampire is also aristocratic, unlike, for example, the lumpen-proletariat Frankenstein Monster. Early vampires in Balkan folklore may have been re-animated peasants, but by the time the vampire novel emerged in the early-nineteenth century the classic undead was very much from the noblesse.