I heard if you ingest huge quantities of bananine, you will see the golden path humanity must walk, but will be condemned to life as a half banana, half human monstrosity.

In the end, we all ghost everyone.

Or, alternatively, one might opt to look at the world around them whilst they are using public transportation, instead of solipsistic immersion into a screen.

I was led to understand that “terminally online” was an undesirable state to exist in.

I even felt the wind from that one.

It should also be a strong strong signal to stop listening to the apes that are hoarding all the bananas, and instead, eat that banana-hoarding abhorrence.

They’re both idiots.

Done went from being the guy we’d kill if we had a time machine to the guy we voted for in less than a decade. Pretty impressive trick.

Yep. This cluster fuck all but guaranteed our political dick-pendulum will swing right very shortly.

Former Albertan here. One of the big reasons I bought and EV was specifically to extend a clear middle finger that removed wanna-be Mini-MAGA government. Alberta as a place is great, as a people, eh… needs a bit of work, but as a legislative assembly, it’s essential Mordor with coal-rolling orcs.

Fuck 'em.

What a waste of atoms that ‘thing’ is. May it suffer greatly before they are permanently rearranged into a nonliving format. May the universe learn from it’s mistake.

The richest, most inept, out-of-touch, needs to be put in his fucking place douche.

I don’t give af about your approval.

I’m not here to offer you any approval even if you were seeking validation. In here to loudly, clearly repudiate you.

You are shortsighted and deluded and it’s important to call. that. shit. out.

Don’t care what you do, you’re a lost fucking cause. It’s anyone else who might see your nonsense get pushback and have a few more critical thinking skills and a memory longer than a fruit fly.

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Yummy yummy boot leather. You love it. Now kissy kissy for your new god king!

Trump thanks you for your vote, and I hope that you are among the first groups they round up.

Which is now, very very obviously, not a system design to promote it’s own fitness, a la Darwinism…

I wonder what happens to piles of sand placed in the path of high-flowing rivers?

I’m not British so I cannot use it in the proper manner. Literally the only demographic that can get away with it being an 8/10 on the Carlin index of offense terminology. If you aren’t British it’s pretty much a 10.

That happened in the 80’s.

This is the part where you find out.

The real joke is that the Trump campaign is tripping over itself now to disavow this message. Meanwhile it’s come to light that this “comedian” was going to drop a c-bomb in his material in reference to Kamala, but the Trump campaign told him to remove it, and he complied.

Meaning they vetted the material and were a-fuckin’-ok with garbage island, only to later lie more and try to backpedal.

They’re not even good at lying, kids.

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