• okwhateverdude@lemmy.worldBanned from community
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            14 days ago

            and before that just straight up lie, to your face, and keep up the con long enough to become a prophet.

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              14 days ago

              Holy shit you split the ocean into two? Sign me the fuck up to whatever cult you’re selling.

              • okwhateverdude@lemmy.worldBanned from community
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                13 days ago

                Technically it was a “sea”, but I appreciate the enthusiasm. If you just sign here, we can schedule your circumcision. If you’re already circumcised, we’ll need a verification video following specific guidelines or you can visit a worship center in your local area for a personal inspection.