Midnight Wolf

Yeah, idk wtf op is doing but it’s definitely not showering

Same for disabled folks too. Yes, I’m totally hiding a brick of C4 woven into the fibers of my wheelchair, you must know so much from watching CSI every week. And it’s true, I haven’t seen my master in a year now, so if you get grabby you’re going to get poked right back. Anything beyond that though, ima need cash or card first.

“AI says it’s real”

No no, civil as in “dear sir/madam, I hope this declaration of war finds you well. our nation thinks that your nation is not as worthy of being a nation as our nation’s worthiness, and henceforth we will be dispatching our people to pillage your land, which will become our land in quite short order. please, do not resist. fondest regards, your attacker”

Hello~

“Boom, headshot! BOOM HEADSHOT!”

…

“ah shit”

That’s how I’ve used yt for like, 15 years? Nothing on the homepage is relevant, if I want to see new ‘creators’ I find them organically from the ones I already watch, or recommendations by friends. I actually forgot that the homepage isn’t the subscription feed a couple years ago and was like ‘the fuck is all this shit’ (I don’t use the website that often, got logged out).

A prius with a minigun integrated with the roof. No need to outrun cars and choppers if you just make them inoperable. Can do 60 mpg easily when not evading at 70 mph, 40 when you need to go faster at a steady ~90 mph. And if you need top speed, it can do like 125, though of course economy plummets. Conservatively, at 10 gallons, you could do double the range of any other average car, so once you are free and clear, you can make lots of distance in not a ton of time. Get to the switch point, disassemble and take the minigun, destroy the car, and use car #2 for blending back into boring suburbia - anything will do.

No I will not answer any questions on how I got this data.

How high was the person that decided this, and how much higher were the people who agreed ‘a bunny, that is a cat, named bunny… yes’?

We are going full circle, MS-DOS and floppy diskettes lets goooooo

buys the whole of IBM

boss: I… but… yet… finances… ruined…

Well have a nap

ZEN FIRE ZE MISSILES!!!

Yeah but as far as I know no items (resonators, busters, power cubes…) go higher than 8

beans 🐾

a ball vice, an estim kit, and my teeth

It’s getting hot in here (so hot) so take off all your clothes

I am getting so hot, I’m gonna raise the planet temp

I joined Ingress during the closed beta, and technically still play, incredibly rarely. Before they started monetizing it with boosts and extra item storage and stuff, it was a really cool, unique game. Meet up with other players of both factions and either blanket the town and spend a couple hours hacking every portal high enough level to give good gear, or battle live for control of real locations. I once fought off a couple by myself, the three of us frantically running around a playground/park for like 90 minutes. Good fun, good exercise too.

When PGO was released, and the swarm of new players to effectively the same game (same backend, same locations, just a different visual and Pokémon instead of Portals and Lore) lots of places got removedy about people coming around and not buying stuff, getting very Karen about the situation. Pair that with the desire to cash in on both games, and then tightening the requirements and restrictions for android (for a long time, I couldn’t play because I was running GrapheneOS).

I still fire it up when I think about it and have some time, but I haven’t been to a meet-up in over a decade, even longer for an official event. I’m still level 8, so I can interact with all items afaik, but my stats are basically a time capsule of a time forgotten.

Just be horny more often, I don’t see the problem here

oh no

You mean this one? https://lemmy.ca/post/63033148